"It's actually the second mouse who gets the cheese."
Well I’m a …
Straw to Gold weaving,
$hit Bronzing,
White Washing,
Scape Goating,
Bull Shoveling,
Prognosticating,
Hot Coal Walking,
Highballing,
Sarcastic Pessimistic Idealist with Optimistic intentions.
I am also a Slightly Precognitive,
Straight Shooting,
Deep Smoldering,
Loudly Predicatin,
Independently Employed,
Whey-faced Hispanic other.
I’m known to be a Zealously Passionate,
Pie in the Sky Dreamer,
Midnight Yawper,
who is Time-piece Deficient,
and often Lacking in Promptitude.
Worst of all however is the fact
that my veritable verbosity
has a tendency to obfuscate my
intended message oftentimes!
"If you are neutral in situations of injustice,
you have chosen the side of the oppressor."
~ Archbishop Desmond Tutu ~
"If you are going to tell people the truth, you had better make them laugh or they will kill you." --Oscar Wilde
"Maybe if Monsanto genetically engineers a cross between wheat and grandmothers, we'll be able to buy flour that makes itself into a pie." -- bruce_in_ct
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." -- Mark Twain
"Knowledge will forever govern ignorance; and a people who mean to be their own governors must arm themselves with the power which knowledge gives" - James Madison
"I'm for truth, no matter who tells it. I'm for justice no matter who it is for or against. I'm a human being, first and foremost, and as such I'm for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole." - Malcolm X
Now this is a great starting room for a haunted house. Acting, set decoration, and a great special FX.
Haunted Hoochie at Dead Acres
Check us out in this extra from the George Romero DVD "Diary of the Dead" The last zombie you see is my son.
Run for your life
