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yves.

il faut tuer les passions

About Me

I make aged Khmer women who sell Banana cake laugh. It's strange how I've achieved my life goal so early on, but I'm satisfied. For the softer side I indulge in old favorites:

My Interests

Redemption through dance
Soul Larceny


"Generally" speaking:

Rosemary. If I had a baby named Rosemary, I would pick her in the prime of her youth and use her to season a roast. This is why I will not have a baby and name her Rosemary.

And... Whisky and Whiskey.
Ausschneidung
Trout Fishing
Riding bikes and then breaking my face
Farmer's Markets
Indulgences
Salsa
This:

Yes, that's right. That fucking ridiculous thing is my interest. In other words, scowling bitches are what interest me. Don't hate.

I'd like to meet:

i) der simm von sein überhaupt
ii) pretty men to tell me pretty lies.
iii) "In his new boots Joe Buck was six-foot-one and life was different. As he walked out of that store in Houston something snapped in the whole bottom half of him: A kind of power he never even knew was there had been released in his pelvis and he was able to feel the world through it. Brand-new muscles came into play in his buttocks and in his legs, and he was aware of a totally new attitude towards the sidewalk. The world was down there, and he was way up here, on top of it, and the space between him and it was now commanded by a beautiful strange animal, himself, Joe Buck. He was strong. He was exultant. He was ready.

"I'm ready," he said to himself, and he wondered what he meant by that.

Music:

My music is the singular unfolding, self presentation of that which posits itself out of itself. This is the beauty of actually hearing.

Movies:

Only the ones that involve the gratuitous use of banana hammocks and six packs.

Television:

the office, fishing with john and meow mix commercials paired with cheese and other cheesy things. Television is good with cheese.

Books:

I'm mainly interested in the reflections of virgins. That and dirty old men. Especially dirty old men that are virgins. Those are the dirtiest.

Renegade French Philosopher and Psychoanalyst collaborations and dirty, impoverished Russians are equally brutal pleasures I concern myself with.

Heroes:



"Who considers what it means to go for days and weeks without a proper bath? The skin gets so stiff that it allows only the clumsiest movements, even when one tries to be delicate; under such a crust the living soul itself hardens."

Yep.

My Blog

Wear your fucking helmet

Dear Friends,You know how much I love you. I know sometimes you think, "Oh, we're just myspace friends," but that doesn't mean that I don't care. I want you all to wear helmets when you ride your bike...
Posted by yves. on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 11:11:00 PST

Need some wisdoms?

I'm nearly a certified, accredited philosopher. As such, it is my duty, like Socrates, to head out into the population and enlighten it or talk to it or whatever he did to try and get people out of th...
Posted by yves. on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 06:44:00 PST

rad

I love zany animal stories. I can't get enough of them. I don't know why, but I will never tire of seemingly mundane stories about people's pets doing crazy things. Animals are hilarious. I love that ...
Posted by yves. on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:27:00 PST

Oh no, you didn't

When I was younger I used to make up and act out Kenny G music videos. This coffee shop just reminded me of that. Thank god, I had almost forgotten.
Posted by yves. on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:56:00 PST

Fantastic Fall

Being an aboretum docent truly fucking rules.
Posted by yves. on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:23:00 PST

Curious II

I just looked up "ninja" and this is what showed up: I've failed to grasp something here.
Posted by yves. on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 03:21:00 PST

Curious

I just looked up "package pants" on an image search and it came up with puffy dirt biking pants. I don't think this qualifies as "package pants." Though I do think this whole scenario is a perfect...
Posted by yves. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Blog Poetry

I love alpacas They like to jump and run and dance all day in the sun They eat grass and hay "nice and chewy" I think they say We clean their water and their stall they're always there w...
Posted by yves. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dead bodies everywhere!

so i'm realizing more and more that maybe i talk about things that aren't "funny" or might be "disturbing." for example, last week i sent out some blanket emails about the use of cadavers in the nursi...
Posted by yves. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

caught w/ your pants down: people and converstions part II

i think making weird noises while in a public bathroom should be banned, by law. public bathrooms are already forced social situations that are trying to instill a sense of "community" by forcing peop...
Posted by yves. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST