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Hey i'm Maxine. I'm an actress in training but think i may be giving it up this year to move on to something more academic so i'll be able to get a decent well paying job in the future =) I'm really unsure on what i want to do with my life. Every day i think of some thing new i want to become but i just don't have enough time to get every thing in. Shows you how short life actually is. Might as well live it to the full.
I have some of the bestest friends ever. I absolutely adore my three boys - Andy, Sam and Xavier
I don't like how i look, you don't like how i look, well tough shitty tits! I hate having photos taken by any one other then me. The only ones i like are ones in my profile pictures from Rachel Sheeps Birthday and i was forced into it. If you take a picture of me (for all you stalkers who want my oh so sexy babies) then i will go forth and punch you in the baby maker!
Only Reason i'm fat is because every time i fuck your dad he gives me a biscuit. - Thanks Piggy for the best come back ever.
Every one go check out BRAD CUSH he's in my top friends and is a absolutely awesome DJ =).
So about me? I'm fat, sick, twisted, crude, agressive, mean, a bitch, weird, a freak and absolutely ace haha. I'm really judging of other people (based purely on personality never looks). I hate people who get pleasure from other peoples pain. I know i said i'm a bitch but i would never ever try and purposely upset people and those that do are just pathetic people.
I do not like green peppers!!! Seriously that shit is nasty!!!
I re-wrote this because i came across really nasty in the last one and also abit vile. But i'm nice really. I'm going to work on Sams farm and teach his cows to play tennis.
If i get any webcam requests from girls i will actually reply with abuse. Just so you know =) lol.
Don't know what to put any more i don't generally add people i don't know so chances are you already know most stuff about me. Btw every one watch the Granny Lumpkin video :| She is awesome!!!
