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Joanne

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About Me


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myspace codes myspace layoutsMyspace Layouts Myspace Video CodesThis part blows. Ugh! About me: the only thing you need to know about me is that I am cute, easy and available...just kidding...errr, sorta. Alright Fact 1, Don't take most of what I say seriously...otherwise you will either think I am an insensitive b*tch or a raving lunatic. Fact 2, If you have cheese then you best share it with me or I'll smother you with a pillow. Fact 3, I am a creative person - painting is my preferred outlet. Fact 4, Music fanatic! Fact 5, I LOVE my friends and family and would have never made it this far without them. Fact 6, Sometimes beer just goes down way too easy. Fact 7, I love foliage. Fact 8, Smoked pork products are deeelicious. Fact 9, my Dad is not Asian. Fact 10, This is all I am going to write about myself at the moment because I don't like having to do this. In fact I am pissed off that I have wasted this much time writing this.

My Interests

Yes, I have some.

I'd like to meet:

Mike Dikta, John Cusack, Ad Rock, Conan O'Brien, Chris Garver, Damien Rice, Beth Gibbons, Salvador Dali (you know that guy had some good shit back in the day), Cindy Sherman, Diego Rivera, Frida Kahlo, George Clooney, Dwight Shrute, Michael Scott, Alvar Hanso, Tim Gunn, Selma Hyak, Larry David, and Matthew Fox...to name a few. If any of those folks aren't available....a guy with big hands and a nice tight ass will do...or Matthew Fox. Did I mention Matthew Fox??

Music:

Portishead, Rachael Yamagata, Stereolab, Frou Frou, Mocean Werks, Zero 7, Imogean Heap, Fiona Apple, Galactic, Stevie Wonder, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Radiohead, Queens of the Stone Age, Gwen Stefani, Bebel Gilberto, The Strokes, The Pretenders, Nine Inch Nails, Slick Rick Bitch, Snoop Dawg!, Poi Dog Pondering, Nelly Furtado, Madonna (shut up), Prince, Rage Against the Machine, 80s butt rock, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Sheryl Crow, Flaming Lips, Johnny Cash, DMB, Ben Harper, Phish in small doses, Grateful Dead (when the mood strikes me), Wilco, Ryan Adams, Aimee Mann, Damien Rice, The White Stripes, Franz Ferdinand, Umphrey McGee, Smashing Pumpkins, Liquid Soul, Morcheeba, Martin Medeski & Wood, James Brown, Blondie, Cheap Trick (I waaant you to want me), Led Zepplin, Beck, Beastie Boys, Lauryn HIll, Jay to the mutha effin Z!, Outkast, N.E.R.D., Jill Scott, Ani DiFranco, Jack Johnson, Bob Marley, Rusted Root, String Cheese Incident, Widespread Panic, Justin Timberlake (he's bringing sexy back), The Clash, Queens of the Stone Age, Robert Randolph and the Family Band ...this list could go on forever and ever.... and my Top 5 list changes daily.

Movies:

High Fidelity, Say Anything, Serendipity...ok anything with John Cusack, Chocolate, Sixteen Candles, LA Confidential, Empire Records, Dazed & Confused,Pulp Fiction, Fargo, Tommy Boy, 40 Year Old Virgin, Shop Girl, Pretty in Pink, Some Kind of Wonderful (don't act like you don't know what movie that is), Breakfast Club, Office Space, The Lost Highway, Blue Velvet, Frida, Pollack, Roadhouse, Toxic Avengar, Wedding Singer, 50 First Dates, James Bond movies, Steel Magnolias (yea, SO) and PORKY'S...haha, pork.

Television:

Lost - Mmmm Mathew Fox is dreamy and I want to bare his children, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Earl, The Office, Adult Swim - but only if under the influence, Bear's Sunday, Nip Tuck, Miami Ink, Grey's Anatomy, Scrubs, Top Chef and Project Runway.

Books:

David Sedaris, Dress Your Family in Denim and Corduroy.

Heroes:

A hero kills people. People that wish him harm. A hero is part human, part supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma or out of a disaster and must be avenged.

My Blog

NGNL!

So excited for the NGNL 2007 season to start! For all my city dwelling friends, you can find us down by Montrose Harbor. Stop on by to cheer us on or grab a drink with us after (place TBD). Look forw...
Posted by Joanne on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:19:00 PST

Da Bears! Yea!

I know everyone is saying this...but I feel the "S" word coming our way. That's right, Superbowl baby! Is it a coincidence that the last time the Bears started off 5-0 it was 1986? I think not. Ok, so...
Posted by Joanne on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:32:00 PST

Blog, that's a funny word.

Blog, this biatch!
Posted by Joanne on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 02:38:00 PST