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When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
Rome, Family Guy, American Dad *******GREATEST "AMERICAN DAD" QUOTE EVER********* 1:"Is that a chinese baby!?" 2:"Sure is! Japanes to be exact."
What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not been discovered --Ralph Waldo Emerson
"You're all a bunch of fucking assholes. You know why? 'Cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what dat make you? Good? You're not good; you just know how to hide. Howda lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth--even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on; the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this, let me tell ya." -TonyMEGHAN AND KELLY CAN KICK MY ASS ANY DAY.