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JEFF

**Jeff**

About Me

so heres the deal.. im at bridgewater state college in mass.. im from danbury, ct... ive never had a girlfreind in my life.. im basically a complete loser.. i only last three minutes, tops.. people look at me and tell and ask they're friends who invited that guy.. uhhm, after reading that and u still want to know more about me hit me up: ejeff179.. i probably wont talk back thou.... the above statements are not completely true.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeff
Birthday: oct.4rth
Birthplace: d-block
Current Location: bridgewater, ma
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Brazilian & III talian
The Shoes You Wore Today: air max
Your Weakness: i only last 3 minutes.
Your Fears: fat chicks.
Your Perfect Pizza: buffalo chicken.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: do u really want to know?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: how did i get that?
Your Best Physical Feature: I have an ingrown nail.. chicks diggit.
Your Bedtime: whenever.
Your Most Missed Memory: 3rd grade substitute ms. brown.. she was bangin yo.
Pepsi or Coke: beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: wendy's
Single or Group Dates: depends on ur definition of "group dates"
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea baby.
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee..
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: fukin kidding me?
Do you Sing: only on the jon or in the shower.
Do you Shower Daily: yea i does.
Have you Been in Love: chill with that.
Do you want to go to College: beleive it or not im in college.
Do you want to get Married: when i hit 35 i'll think of that.
Do you belive in yourself: hell yea.
Do you get Motion Sickness: nah.
Do you think you are Attractive: mr.universe has nothing on me.
Are you a Health Freak: not as much as i used to be.
Do you get along with your Parents: yessum
Do you like Thunderstorms: i cuddle during them.
Do you play an Instrument: i can play a mean air guitar.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: chea boooii.
In the past month have you Smoked: nope.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yea
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: mall sushi is the shit.
In the past month have you been on Stage: na
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nah... im gun shy.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yea
Ever been Drunk: many a times.
Ever been called a Tease: yes i have.
Ever been Beaten up: nope.
Ever Shoplifted: yea
How do you want to Die: banging 2 philipino hookers while im funneling a beer.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i dont want to grow up.
What country would you most like to Visit: Zimbabwae
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue.
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: i dont dig the dike cuts.
Height: ne thing as long as theyre not huge.
Weight: normal. petite. everything where it should be.
Best Clothing Style: whatever works for her.
Number of Drugs I have taken: i love crackheads.
Number of CDs I own: doesnt matter.
Number of Piercings: dont care as long as theyre normal.
Number of Tattoos: i dont mind the tramp stamp.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: who cares.
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My Interests

Judo, Wrestling, Jiu-Jitsu, the gym, cars, beautiful ladies, partying it up, clubbin,..i dunno what else. Free Myspace Pictures Free Myspace Pictures Free Myspace Pictures

10 REASONS TO DATE A WRESTLER!

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10.Knows how to ride.

9.Never stalls on bottom.

8.Can score from any position.

7. Knows how to work a 2 on 1.

6.Knows how to use his hips.

5.Goes hard from start to finish

4.Endurance,Endurance,Endurance

3.Knows when to push and pull

2.Will eat anything.

1.Always wears his head gear....

I'd like to meet:

Let me see... anyone chill... GIRLSS!!
. You scored as Prep/Jock/Cheerleader.

Prep/Jock/Cheerleader


94%

Punk/Rebel


75%

Ghetto gangsta


38%

Geek


31%

Drama nerd


25%

Stoner


19%

Loner


13%

Goth


6%
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ya gangsta brand be Abercrombie haha!
ya pimped out ride be a Ferrari
ya gangsta anthem be Back in Black- AC/DC
ya gangsta shoes be payless
ya be makin _____ stacks a year 3,546
how gangsta r u foo?: 71%

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 63%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 43%
Accommodation |||||| 23%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual || 10%
Mystical |||||| 23%
Artistic || 10%
Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||| 23%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Wealth |||||||||||||| 56%
Dependency |||| 16%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||| 16%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||| 16%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Music:

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Movies:

Scarface, The Godfather, ANIMAL HOUSE, Half Baked, Friday, Next Friday, Friday After Next, Bloodsport, Lion Heart, Chronicles Of Riddick, Anchorman, Wedding Crahsers, 40 Year Old Virgin, Four Brothers, Little Nicky, Mr.Deeds, Waterboy, Dodgeball, X-MEn, Duece Bigalow, The Longest Yard, Beverly Hills Ninja, Tommy Boy, Anger Management, The Animal, Big Daddy, Weddy Singer, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Black Sheep, Waynes Worlds, Corky Romano, Night in the Roxbury, Meet the Fockers, Theres Something About MAry, Along Came Polly, Orange County, Zoolander, Saving Silverman, The Cable Guy, Me, Myslef, and Irene, Bruce Almighty, Liar Liar, Dumb and Dumber, Ace Ventura When Nature Calls, The Mask, Second in Command, Eraser, Robo Cop, Double Team, Scary Movies, Sudden Death, Street Fighter, Death Warrant, Fistfull Of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, The Good the BAd and the Ugly, The Enforcer, The Dead Pool, Sudden Impact, Kelly's Heroe's, In the Line Of Fire.... Honestly theres too many to list... Basically anything from Comedy, Action, and Western that i can with my dad..

Television:

FAMILY GUY, Trigger Happy Tv, Premium Blend, The Ultimate Fighter, Mind of Mencia, Chapelle Show, Colbert Report, South Park, BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD, Blue Collar TV, The Daily Show, The Jay Lenno Show, Satuday Night Live, Madd TV, Real World, Girls NExt Doors..lol, ESPN, Over Haulin, Speed Channel, That 70's Show, The O'Reilly Factor, Hannity and Combs....thats about it.

Books:

Im big on political Books.. uhhmmm: How to talk to a Liberal if you Need to, No Spin Zone, The O'Reilly Factor, The Guide to Macrobolic Nutrition, Men's Fitness, Flex Mag., Muscle and Fitness.. All I read is politics and fitness.

Heroes:

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