Mr. Intelligence over prejudice

Professional whore here! Yup, whoring is what i do best. And not just one type of whoring, but many. Yes I'm a Jack of all that is whore. Right now I have a partial headache. Thats do to some of my smarts trying to escape my massive cranium of knowledge. Hmm. So a little about myself. I hate reality t.v. but can't seem to escape it. I can't seem to recall what I did with my spare time before myspace. I drive a car. I have a bike. I have friends. No seriously! Amazing right. I find teletubbies scary. I have a phobia for popsicle sticks. I have a habit of throwing away everything and having to buy it back at a later time. I can never seem to find my car or house keys when I need to go somewhere. Question. Why is everything always in the last place you'd ever look? The land of Last Place You'd Ever Look inhabits a lot of Karl's property. I must free them someday! I love wearing sandles with socks even though Harlee doesn't find it fashionably exceptable. I look at like my feet are just taking the convertible for the day instead of the sedan or the suv. Why is it that fashion guru's clothing always looks like something out of a "revenge of the sweatshop kids" horror movie? I love being experimental with other peoples foods and then telling my good buddy Sara about what interesting concoction i came up with. It always takes me a week to do my laundry no matter how many loads i have. I'm a neat freak with a dirty room. go figure. I guess thats enough rambling for now. Toodles.
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