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About Me

I HAVE A HUGE ASS...AND IT WILL TAKE YOU YEARS TO KISS IT ALL SO YOU BETTER GET A HEAD START AND GET ON YOUR FUCKEN KNEES NOW!!! I HAVE AN ANTISOCIAL DISORDER THAT PREVENTS ME FROM EVER SMILING..U ARE NOT FUNNY SO DONT TRY TO MAKE ME LAUGH..I HATE PEOPLE, I LOVE ANIMALS, THEY DONT TALK AND ANNOY ME..I EAT ALL THE TIME, ACTUALLY YOUR PLATE IS MY PLATE TOO..SO DONT COMPLAIN WHEN I EAT IT ALL. I AM MOODY AND UNPREDICTABLE- YOUR BEST BET IS TO SMILE AND WALK AWAY, BETTER YET ...STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!!!
Barbie Got Back! Go you! You're the closest thing
ever to a true black Barbie. Shake that fat
ass of yours.

If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?
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My Interests

MAKING YOU KNOW IN ALL THE WAYS THAT YOU ARE INFERIOR TO ME.

I'd like to meet:

STRAY CATS...

Music:

ANYTHING I CAN SHAKE MY BIG ASS TO....;P

You Have a Round Ass !

All the guys think that you're a cutie.
That's thanks to your ghetto booty.
You've got a ass that looks like it's black.
And color doesn't matter, because baby got back.

What Ass Do *You* Have??
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Movies:

AMORRES PERROS, THE JOYLUCK CLUB, THE GODFATHER, SCARFACE, QUILLS, ANY BRAD PITT OR JOHNNY DEPP MOVIES AND PLENTY OF AMATEUR PORN....;p

Television:

I LOVE ANIMAL PLANET, the history channel, the discovery channel, I LOVE LUCY, i like watching people make asses of themselves, i like THE SIMPSONS, i like watching COPS, i like t.v. period...SO FUCK OFF..( I know its cool to say u dont watch it..but dont bullshit me...your ass crack crease is gone from sitting on the couch..dont deny it...!!!!)

Books:

MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA, THE BITCH IN THE HOUSE, BITCH: IN PRAISE OF DIFFICULT WOMEN, WHY THEY KILL, POETRY BOOKS AND ANY CAT BOOKS, ETC.

Heroes:

MY MOTHER...