Arbor Mist Island Fruits Pinot Grigio MMMM, beer drinking, hockey!!, sabres, buffalo, tap-dancing, sweden, not wearing pants, toronto maple leafs, fun pajammas, diet coke, dumb jokes, breakfast platters, flip-flops, comfortable bedding, winter hats with ear flaps, flintstones vitamins, office humor, bad porn OnDemand, popeye's, pigs, canada, LaBatt Blue, boxed-wine, chums, commercials about incontinence, B.D. Wong.
a naked Jon Lovitz.
"I Taste Just Like Candy" by Kelis; anything Andrew W.K., Just Like Always, Minus-One, AC/DC, Aerosmith, DMB, Richard Cheese, "Trapped in the Closet" by R. Kelly
Snakes On A Plane, The Good Shepherd, Con-Air, Wedding Crashers, Little Nicky (shhh...), Old School, Meet the Parents, Ocean's 11, Rounders, High School High, Beverly Hills Bordello, Secret Passions 2 and 5, Anything featuring Dax or Jungle Bill.
Frasier, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Nip/Tuck, House, Guiding Light, Family Guy, Law & Order (original), Hockey Night in Canada, Seinfeld, Alf, CSI, CSI: Miami
Globophobia.
Larry David.