The World is My Clam |
Why an Oyster? Oysters are slicky and icky, clams are dry and fuzzy.
How about I love all my Fake Friends. Why are True Friends better?
If you are dying of cancer -- do you really want a bunch of fri...
Posted by Shaye & Kiki on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:25:00 PST |
matching game: |
Potato, Tomato, Rutabaga....
Posted by Shaye & Kiki on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 06:11:00 PST |
ST. PATRICKS DAY |
Argh. Drink. Drink.Drink. Argh. Scurvy to you all.
I'm a Saint. A Saint I tell you.
Argh. Drink. Drink. Puke. Argh.
It's a Good Day!
Posted by Shaye & Kiki on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 12:19:00 PST |
Happy Holidays |
To you! Happy Holidays to me!
May your dreams come true and your legs never fail...
May your arms work and your mouth never starve....
But most of all...
Happy Holidays even if you're miserable and co...
Posted by Shaye & Kiki on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 11:55:00 PST |
Death. |
This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital...
SLOW DANCE
Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to the rain Touching as it hits the ground?
...
Posted by Shaye & Kiki on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 06:51:00 PST |
SHAYE SAINT JOHN ON YOU TUBE |
That's right -- it's official -- check out new vids not even available on my special DVD at: http://www.youtube.com/ShayeSaintJohn.
Also since i'm schizophrenic -- if you have questions regarding just...
Posted by Shaye & Kiki on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 01:38:00 PST |
Check ou this video!! |
Check out this video: GAWD SLAM
Posted by Shaye & Kiki on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 05:23:00 PST |
YOUTUBE PAGE |
This is not just a Shaye & Kiki site, but a full on Shaye Saint John site
hosted by Shaye Saint John herself.
http://www.youtube.com/user/ShayeSaintJohn
Enjoy...
Posted by Shaye & Kiki on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 02:07:00 PST |
Today I realized |
that Shaye has become fat. I watched Super Size Me and I realized that I have
become a supersize version of myself....my socks won't fit. So now I am going on a diet. Jenny Craig, Pritikin, Zone all c...
Posted by Shaye & Kiki on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 12:52:00 PST |
Shaye has no boobies |
I looked in the ocean. I looked in the woods. I looked in my backyard.
I looked under the stairs and in my chair. But nowhere could I find them.
Finally I went to the store and the sales wom...
Posted by Shaye & Kiki on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:05:00 PST |
