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Bitchfork

I ate a lot of icecubes as a kid, hence the coolness

About Me

Don't drink cristal no more just pour it on white bitches heads.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I've met him.

Music:

As tall as lions
Atmosphere
A job for a cowboy
American football
Angles and airways
Aesop Rock
Acceptance
American nightmare
Atreyu
AFI
Against me!
At the drive in
Alkaline trio
A static lullaby
ATB
Bright eyes
Buthole surfers
Blaqk Audio
Bleed The Dream
BlessTheFall
Beloved
Botch
Bury Your Dead
Brand New
Cursive
Converge
Coldplay
Circa survive
Cute is what we aim for
Children of bodom
Champion
Copeland
Calico system
Coheed and cambria
Desaparecidos
Descendents
Deviates
Dashboard confessional
Death Cab For Cutie
Dj mango
Darude
Emery
From autumn to ashes
Funeral for a friend
Foggy
Finch
Gorlliaz
Goodbye tomorrow
HIM
H20
Horse the band
Hot water music
Haste the day
Hatebreed
Interpol
Imogen Heap
Journey
Kill the last hour
Keane
Lydia
Mae
Minus the bear
Me without you
Metallica
Murder by death
Mindless Self Indulgence
M.I.A
Norma jean
Panic at the disco
Pretty girls make graves
Poison the well
Pistolita
Pinback
Rome is ours
Shai hulud
Saosin
Shiny toy guns
Snow patrol
Shearwater
Scars of tomorrow
Something corporate
Tech N9ne
Thursday
The faint
The blood brothers
The Mars Volta
Thrice
Terror
Throwdown
The good life
This computer kills
The bled
The Hope Of Change
The Postal Service
The suicide file
The cure
Tool
Unearth
Underoath
VNV nation
Walls of Jericho
Where Eagles Dare
With Honor

Movies:

Party Monster
Decasia
Fear and loathing in las vegas
Requiem For A Dream
O brother where art thou?
Son in law
Julian Donkey Boy
Bio Dome
the birdcage
Bowling For Columbine

Books:

If you give a mouse a cookie!

Heroes:

TRANNY DANNY. www.trannydanny.com

My Blog

I love my job

 Let me tell you about the fourth stall in the bathroom at work. People enjoy it, because it is the farthest away from the door. You know, so it feels the most private. Well, lately it has becom...
Posted by Bitchfork on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 08:09:00 PST

Photo documentation 2.0

Vegas ArizonaNevadaCaliforniaNew York...
Posted by Bitchfork on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:21:00 PST

Theyre after me lucky charms

you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots.I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT. the Trix rabbit, for example I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids&nb...
Posted by Bitchfork on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 12:51:00 PST

Oh boy, the sky is very .9966FF today!

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great ...
Posted by Bitchfork on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 04:47:00 PST

Bitches and Hoes

So anyway, i hit him over the head with a shovel, and now he's all "Lawsuit" this and "Jailtime" that
Posted by Bitchfork on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 03:14:00 PST

sure your ass will hurt, but its better than getting pregnant

i wish i had a goat, i hate everyone, i hate everything, say sandwich, don't look at it!, do you like burritos?, pasta in a cup, i stole a salt shaker and filled it with sugar, i have an itch, i can f...
Posted by Bitchfork on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST