Maggie

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Clitina
Birthday: 31st December, 320 AD...1989
Birthplace: Jesmond
Current Location: 3rd rock from the sun
Eye Color: multi coloured
Hair Color: debatable
Height: 169cmseriously..
Right Handed or Left Handed: I have one of each, thank you.
Your Heritage: half vegetable (Swede)
The Shoes You Wore Today: clodhoppers
Your Weakness: the target sign on my forehead
Your Fears: growing up
Your Perfect Pizza: pizza w/o the topping
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: marry the pope
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wotevaaa
Thoughts First Waking Up: pV = nRT
Your Best Physical Feature: my antlers
Your Bedtime: depends how much the customer is paying dunnit.
Your Most Missed Memory: that night with the pope
Pepsi or Coke: unleaded premium
MacDonalds or Burger King: who is richer?
Single or Group Dates: I like my dates in numerous quantities, in polyethylene trays, wrapped in cling film, with a complimentary long white forks faaanx.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Twinings
Chocolate or Vanilla: on who? and where?
Cappuccino or Coffee: molten lava
Do you Smoke: passively
Do you Swear: with my first finger
Do you Sing: whale song, yea
Do you Shower Daily: nope
Do you want to go to College: ashington tech.
Do you want to get Married: yerrrr for money
Do you belive in yourself: no but i hear god does
Do you get Motion Sickness: only if someone rocks the boat...
Do you think you are Attractive: with a capital 'A'? no.
Are you a Health Freak: yes i make sure to eat my 5 portions of forbidden fruit and 13 pints of holy water everyday without fail.
Do you get along with your Parents: they never knew who my mother was. and im only related to my dad by divorce.
Do you like Thunderstorms: yay i do
Do you play an Instrument: yes, i'm a player.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: in the bath
In the past month have you Smoked: yes, passively
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yerrr, the pill
In the past month have you gone on a Date: with a DONKEY:P ...if only kelly had micelle
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no actually.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i havent eaten
In the past month have you been on Stage: if you count the upstairs window of 55NORTH a stage ,yea
In the past month have you been Dumped: no but i've been dropped in the ‘rap w/ a silent C by my brother.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: im too fat to qualify
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nathalies virginity
Ever been Drunk: no i think it would be quite difficult to liquidise me, and if i had been drunk, i certainly wouldn't be in a state to answer your nitwit questions, would i? naar not really:P somwone chopped off my arm and liquidised that once. but they didnt drink it.
Ever been called a Tease: only when I had it tattooed on my forehead, but I've had that removed now.
Ever been Beaten up: spanked
Ever Shoplifted: yer. it was quite a weight . im goin back to carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders lyk. (no i havent)
How do you want to Die: living
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: peter pan
What country would you most like to Visit: pangea
In a Boy/Girl
Favourite Eye Color: black
Favourite Hair Color: dog turd brown
Short or Long Hair: sho-long to medium, its gotta be bald Cilla
Height: up to my knees
Weight: 2.5 tons
Best Clothing Style: bondage
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0.35
Number of CDs I own: i signed everything i own over to a cat shelter. (123 actualllllly)
Number of Piercings: 1 nail piercing
Number of Tattoos: i have a giant silver 'H' on my forehead
Number of things in my Past I Regret: every breath i took, every move i made, every smile i faked. cos it only got you a stalking charge. you're a murderer but i love you!