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Joe

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About Me

I'm an Aquarius. My favorite foods are popcorn, soup and donuts, but I can never allow myself donuts or I will freak out. I'm an all or nothing personality, a romantic, an idealist, mischevious and loyal. I'm an avid reader (especially of biographies), my favorite decade is the 1940's, I love to laugh, am constantly singing, have a tendency to be ruled by my emotions, and nurture by nature. Miss Piggy is my favorite muppet, Grover my second favorite. I love road trips and "roadside attractions", love the woods, and want to go to Alaska someday. The seal is my favorite animal, I have a fascination with mermaids (when I was a kid I saw "Splash forty-four times), I have no sense of direction, I'm a bit of a worrier, a perfectionist, a lover not a fighter, the boy next door, I'd much rather be too cold than even a little bit hot, am a self-confessed Judy Garland addict, also love kooky ladies with sass and brass like Madeline Kahn, Bernadette Peters, Ellen Greene, and ANN MILLER! My most exciting theatrical experience as an audience member was watching Lily Tomlin's "The Search" from ten rows back, and realizing as the first act came to a close that I was in tears. That woman and those words got right into the heart and souls of the world's outsiders and raised them up. It was transformative. I'm left handed, fairly spiritually minded, and still have hope that there is magic in this big wide world. I loves me a good old fashioned torch song, browsing in the book store, eating breakfast tacos, swimming when the sun's gone down, and laughing real loud.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Intelligent, quirky, passionate, compassionate, sincere and courageous people who live full-out and without artifice. I'm not that interested in meeting 19 year old girls who are new in town, show a lot of leg in their pictures, and who's profiles send me to "Ivana's Den", but blessings go your way.
Name: Joe
Birthdate: February 14th
Birthplace: Cedar Rapids, Iowa
Current Location: Austin, Texas
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blond
Height: 6'3
Weight: 195
Piercings: None
Tatoos: None
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: No
Overused Phraze: "You/it/that delights me" (which you/it/that does, I'm just frequently delighted)
FAVORITES
Food: Movie popcorn
Candy: Chocolate covered toffee
Number: 7
Color: Purple or blue. I can't decide
Animal: Seal
Drink: Diet Coke
Alcohol Drink: Mojito
Bagel: Plain w/ strawberry cream cheese
Letter: P
Body Part on Opposite sex: That little spot at the base of the throat
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: I go out of the box and say cherry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Iced
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Punk, I suppose
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny Movies
Love or Money: Love, always
YOUR...
Bedtime: Midnight or later
Most Missed Memory: Blowing bubbles w/ my Aunt
Best phyiscal feature: Eyes
First Thought Waking Up: How much longer can I sleep without being late to work?
Goal for this year: Create more
Best Friends: Kirk, Leslie, Amanda
Weakness: Procrastination
Fears: Failure
Heritage: Irish/Welsh
Longest relationship: 2 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yes (and I am compelled to tell you that the correct grammar is "ever drunk"
Ever Smoked: No
Pot: No drugs for me
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been beaten up: In the fifth grade the school bully punched me in the stomach
Ever beaten someone up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yes
Been Dumped Lately: No
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Blue
Favorite Hair Color: Light brown
Short or Long: Short
Height: Unimportant, but tall is nice
Style: Wholesome, but hip
Looks or Personality: Personality
Hot or Cute Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: No/Yes
Muscular or Really Skinny: Muscular
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: I try to have none
What country do you want to Visit: Ireland
How do you want to Die: In my sleep, I guess
Been to the Mall Lately: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them
Get along with your Parents: Yes
Health Freak: No
Do you think your Attractive: This is a trick question, but I'll say yes
Believe in Yourself: Most of the time
Want to go to College: Went
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Drink: Yes
Shower Daily: Yes
Been in Love: I thought so at the time
Do you Sing: Yes
Want to get Married: Yes
Do you want Children: Yes
Have your future kids names planned out: Finn or Julie
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:
Hate anyone: No

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My Blog

Fat Flush-o-rama (Day 6)

Well, I've made it.  In spite of the fact that I'm getting tired of supplements, a tablespoon of flaxseed oil, and ground psyllium husks in the morning and evening.  In spite of the fact tha...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 08:22:00 GMT

Doris Day, snakes and fat flushes...

Well dear friends, today I am practically bubbling over with thoughts, emotions, things to do, topics to discuss... First of all, I'm starting the fat flush tomorrow, and am declaring it publicly, bec...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 15:48:00 GMT

The Reviews are in!

Well, the reviews are in for the show, and they are pretty good, I have to say.   It continues tonight and closes next weekend, so come check us out at 2826 Real St.  ARTS ON REAL ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 11:02:00 GMT

Overwhelming Underdogs

My one-man show, "Overwhelming Underdogs" opens Feb. 22 at Arts On Real Theater and it's difficult to describe all the emotions that go with an endeavor like this.  For a long time, I never thoug...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 10:29:00 GMT

As promised...the BP Report

       January 12th was a pretty spectacular day all around.  First there was the roadtrip to Dallas.  I've always loved roadtrips.  Travelling is such a f...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 14:55:00 GMT

The Countdown to Bernadette has Begun...

In less than a week I will be sitting second row center, basking in the glow of Bernadette Peters in Dallas, Tx and I could not be more excited.  I saw her a couple years ago at the Hollywood Bow...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 21:35:00 GMT

Yvonne De Carlo has left the building.

Well, not too long after I discovered that Miss De Carlo was "still here", she was gone.  She died a couple of days ago at age 84.  Most people will remember her as Lily Muster, but I prefer...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 17:24:00 GMT

Thanks be for glitter.

Ok, so it's the last day of Thanksgiving weekend, and before it passes I want to shout out some of the things and someone's I am grateful for.  1.  For sweet and wonderful movie companions ...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 20:36:00 GMT

Like a really bitchy tiger in a cage

Ugh...I is so dissatisfied.  And I can't really point out why.  Ok- lie.  I know why.  I want things.  Things I don't have.  I want the fall weather to be here, now. ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 19:02:00 GMT

On a scale of gay to really gay...

Why me, God??  Why??...Why does it seem that somehow, every time I'm in a show I lose my voice at sometime during the run?  I'm now recovering from an illness, and though the rest of my...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 16:54:00 GMT