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Miserable Lie - MozLadies

I Don't Want Your Revolution If I Can't Dance

About Me

Candace --
[noun]:

A level headed person who always makes the wrong decision

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comClementine = "Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a fucked-up girl who's lookin' for my own piece of mind; don't assign me yours." That's my lovelife in a nutshell. I believe deeply in what Lester Bang said in Almost Famous: "The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool." Genius. ---------------------- Enjoy your life. -----------------------------------------------

My Interests

My Last.fm account! My Weekly Top Artists
[We seemed impressed by the way you came in. Tell us a story, I know you're not boring.I was afraid that you would not insist. You sound so sleepy. Just take this, now leave me.I said, "please don't slow me down." "Am I going too fast?" You're in a strange part of our town.Yeah, the night's not over. You're not trying hard enough. Our lives have changed. And the lanes have ran me off the road. The wait is over, I'm now taking over. You're no longer laughing. Now I'm not driving fast enough.] -------------------------music, writing, reading.... cheese. salad with pesto dressing. cameras. vacations. I love to travel. I love road trips. sleep. naps (yes there's a difference). I love las vegas. i love to gamble. I like to shop. I love going to The Little Cave, Bang!, Boardners and just hang with my pals. Also, meeting new people rocks.

I'd like to meet:

Etta James, Sarah Mclachlan, Audrey Hepburn, Gwen Stefani, D.H.Lawrence, A.J.Cronin, Edgar Allen Poe and Morrissey & Marr.

Music:



I'm not sure who made these GIF's but bravo and cheers to you!Morrissey, The Smiths. Almost all 80's music. led zepplin. the doors. dresden dolls, new york dolls, gwen stefani. Tori Amos, no doubt. sarah mclachlan. etta james. coldplay. norah jones. the yeah yeah yeahs. jewel. the killers. the strokes. The Stills. The Pixies. Janis Joplin. Carole King. Travis. Hot Hot Heat!!!! Alanis. slipknot. alejandro fernandez. the beatles. billy holiday. black eyed peas. The Bravery. christina aguilera. Simon and Garfunkel, Morningwood, The decemberists, Joseph Arthur, Sigor Rus, the cure. the cranberries. The Strokes, Deftones. The Mexican Standoff, elvis costello. fiona apple. interpol, Harry Connick, Jr., Melody Gardot, The Brobecks, CREEDANCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL!!!, The Craze, bright eyes, Colin Meloy, ... This list is always growing!

Movies:

Random Order: hedwig, spaceballs, life stinks, an affair to remember, casablanca, a streetcar named desire, forrest gump, truth about cats and dogs, the producers, beaches, mean girls, BIG, pretty woman, fools rush in, napoleon dynamite, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, garden state, sleeping beauty, quills, halloween, harold and kumar go to whitecastle, steel magnolias, wedding singer, finding nemo, Waking Life, The Squid and the Whale, dirty dancing. ace ventura:when nature calls, and of course pretty in pink, but there are more. a hell of a lot more.

Television:

family guy, the simpsons, friends, sex and the city, that 70's show, SCRUBS!!!

Books:

The Stars Look Down, Sleeping Beauty: the trilogy, the five people you meet in heaven, Seeing is Believing, The Shinning (ode to The Simpsons), Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Vagina Monologues (Vday Edition), The Lovely Bones, Drink Cultura, basically anything by Edgar Allan Poe, Less Than Zero, Vox, A Heartbreaking Work Of A Staggering Genius...

Heroes:

my motherness and my older brother. such strong people.
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My Blog

Here's to new beginnings!

Well I just copied this from Nicole's blog because I'm too lazy to write my own. This is all about last nights events: God Bless the Little Cave   So after reading candaces blog i felt the need t...
Posted by Miserable Lie - MozLadies on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:29:00 PST

Another one bites the dust

So Dave and I broke up yesterday. Well I can't really say "broke up" because he was never my boyfriend. I can't believe all of the horrible things he said to me. I was just so shocked. I couldn't brea...
Posted by Miserable Lie - MozLadies on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:13:00 PST

Beehive Updo Tutorial

Beehive UpdoSomebody asked for this, so here it is.Instructions1. Begin by brushing hair out so all knots and tangles are completely removed from strands.2. Start at the front of the hair line and usi...
Posted by Miserable Lie - MozLadies on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 05:46:00 PST

Bouffant/Beehive How-To

bouffant/beehive tutorial!here's my totally shitty tutorial for the hairdo i had in this post. now the pictures are completely shitty (i only got 2 hands and no one to hold the camera for me, suckas!)...
Posted by Miserable Lie - MozLadies on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 05:39:00 PST

Pincurl Tutorial

Another one from Vintage Hair       PINCURL Tutorial - with pictures!!Start out with freshly washed hair. I use a leave in conditioner and a small amount of curling gel. This style will...
Posted by Miserable Lie - MozLadies on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 05:16:00 PST

The Perfect Female Pomp

I got this from Vintage Hair hair down and boring 1. i grab a section of hair in the front 2. next i clip the part i want and pull back the rest so it doesnt get in the way 3. then i comb the secti...
Posted by Miserable Lie - MozLadies on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 05:06:00 PST

You've got moxie kid

 I wish that all of the passion, heartache, regret, and happiness inside of me can come out so much clearer in words. language is such a powerful tool that i never will use properly. it'd be nice...
Posted by Miserable Lie - MozLadies on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 03:09:00 PST

What A Lovely Dream It Was

I had a dream last night What a lovely dream it was I dreamed we all were alright Happy in a land of oz Why did everybody laugh when I told them my dream? I guess they all were so far from that kind o...
Posted by Miserable Lie - MozLadies on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 03:08:00 PST

The Hours

Watch "The Hours". It's so inspiring.
Posted by Miserable Lie - MozLadies on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 02:58:00 PST

i did it

I deleted him from my friends list and all of his comments. yay me! it feels pretty damn good to let go. thanks bibi, nikki, crystal, and all the girls from this past weekend. .hov:hover{background-c...
Posted by Miserable Lie - MozLadies on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 03:45:00 PST