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Vertical Smile

I Put The Sexy In Dyslexia

About Me



I'm a photographer for car magazines.. Including King of the Street, Lowrider, Minitruckin, and numerous others"George W. Bush.. The President Quayle We Never Had" ..... Blondes Have More Fun... And STD's ... If My Cock Gets Any Longer I'll Have To Put A Sock And Shoe On It.. I Just Lost 10lbs On A New Diet Called The Flu... I'm Sweating Like R. Kelly At A Girl Scout Meeting... The Only Thing Shorter Than A Jews Penis, Is A Black Guy's "To Do" List.. Plastic Surgery Allows Women To Look The Same On The Outside As They Look On The Inside, Fake. Of Course If You Have Fake Tits, Your Too Stupid To Get That Joke... If No Meant No, Every Guy Would Die A Virgin, No Means "Lick My Neck Then My Tits And Try Back In 5 Minutes".... These Are Jokes People, Relax Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Underwater basket weaving, Shadow puppets, Collecting shopping carts

I'd like to meet:

The Only Difference Between Charles Manson and My Ex-Girlfriend is.. At Least Manson Had The Common Decency To LOOK like a Psycho!.........no matter how hot a girl is..theres always some guy who's sick of her shit..........i keep missing my ex-girlfriend..maybe one day ill get better aim.......why is it that when a guy talks dirty to a girl Its sexual harrasment but when a girl talks dirty to a guy Its $3.99 a minute

Music:

Anyone that knows who the Violent Femmes are.. would impress me

Movies:

Office Space, Mallrats, Clerks, Swingers, Eurotrip, Slackers, Goodfellas, Leaving Las Vegas....

Television:

House, CSI Miami, Saved by the Bell.. My Little Pony, Shirt Tales.. ehh im showing my age

Books:

one fish two fish red fish go fuck youself.. umm fish.. what a stupid question

Heroes:

..I'm my own Hero