Some things you should know about Chuck Norris |
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:58:00 GMT |
17 Deep Thoughts For The Far Too Serious |
Deep thoughts for those who take life way too seriously.
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.2. A day without sunshine is like ......night.3. On the other hand, you have different&n...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:55:00 GMT |
Its Never Too Late To Be A Surfer Dude |
If you ever wished you had learnt to surf, read thisIt's Never Too Late To Be A Surfer Dude
..Late last year, a friend called to ask if Id like to join her on a surfing lesson. Giving thou...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:22:00 GMT |
Going Down to Pussytown :P |
In case you ever wondered here's an article I did for Cosmo
What Men Think Of Women's Downstairs Hairstyles
Warning: Adult Content
If you ask a man what he looks for when he meets a vagi...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:16:00 GMT |
Tanker tools and monster surf |
During huge storms, a crew of international incompetents managed to beach their little fuel laden rowboat at Newcastle, north of Sydney....
...meanwhile, down the coast, the Queens bir...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 22:45:00 GMT |
Did You Ever Stop And Wonder... |
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why do we press harder on a remote control ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 04:22:00 GMT |
Cuba - Tales of The Unexpected |
Bouncing along the road towards Havana airport, the sultry beat of rumba crackling through the taxi speakers, it was time to pore over my pixilated frenzy of Cuban highlights.
There I was exploring ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 17:57:00 GMT |
Tales From The Caribbean mon |
An article I wrote for The Sydney Morning Herald on one of the few places in the Caribbean you can still get away from it all
The Belize Cayes - A World Away from Reality
As the engine r...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 17:26:00 GMT |
Why Men Don't Call Back After A First Date |
I wrote this article for Cosmopolitan to give you lovely ladies some insight into warped male mind. Hope it helps answer why that bastard never called you back
Simon xx
Call U 2Moro Se...
Posted by on Wed, 25 May 2005 20:19:00 GMT |
