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About Me

I ACTI DRAW (see www.tonymartinelli.com)I WRITEI LIKE TO TELL JOKES... MORE ON ME LATER(to be continued)

My Interests

Comedy Comedy Comedy ...and Eskimo Chicks!

I'd like to meet:

SALMA HAYEK and MEL BROOKS, for VERY DIFFERENT reasons!

Music:

The Beatles,Run-DMC, Led Zepplin,Linkin Park,Jay-Z, Rolling Stones, Frank Sinatra,VanHalen(DLR era),60's Motown,Ray Charles,Beastie Boys,Sting/Police,U2,Pearl Jam,Black Eyed Peas,AeroSmith,LL Cool J,10,000 Maniacs,Nirvana,Barry White,Ozzy Osbourne/Black Sabbath,Lauren Hill/Fugees,Stevie Wonder,Jackson 5,Josie&The Pussycats

Movies:

Starwars Holiday special

The rest of this special sucked but this cartoon was the shit!bobba fett star wars holiday special 1978 BITTER JESTER,Star Wars,Empire,Jedi,Godfather 1&2(3 don't count),Rocky 1,2,3(4&5 don't count),Spider-Man 1&2, Raiders of the Lost Ark,Young Frankenstein,Blazing Saddles,History of the World Part I,To Be or Not To Be,Spaceballs,Arthur,Fist Full of Dollars,Few Dollars More,Good Bad & Ugly,Outlaw Josey Wales,Stir Crazy,Dirty Dozen,It's a Wonderful Life,Caddyshack,Abbot & Costello meet Frankenstein,Coming to America, et cetera, et cetera ...and every James Bond Movie with Sean Connery!

Television:

All Time: SNL-Original Cast (75-80), Welcome Back Kotter, Bossom Buddies, Good Times, Whats Happening, Happy Days, Super Friends & Fat AlbertNow: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Smallville, The Office, Entourage, Simpsons

Books:

Songs My Mother Taught Me by Marlon Brando, Private Parts by Howard Stern, Pryor Convictions by Richard Pryor, Elia Kazan: A Life by Elia Kazan, Adventures in the Screen Trade by William Goldman, Essential Spider-Man #1,2&3 by Stan Lee

Heroes:

Marlon Brando, Frank Sinatra, Muhammed Ali, Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Mel Brooks, Steve Martin, Bill Murray,Dan Akroyd,Eddie Murphy,Walt Disney,Christopher Reeve,Dave Letterman, Johnny Carson, Charles M Shulz,Stan Lee,Dan Vitale & Tony Woods, Han Solo, Randy "Macho Man" Savage, Spider-Man & Bugs Bunny

My Blog

The Sopranos Finale

Yes, about the much anticipated final chapter in the Sopranos saga: WHAT THE FUCK???!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?? Need I say more?...
Posted by Tony Carboni on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:33:00 PST

True.com & Match.com Ad Girls

Where do they find these bimbos? Do these chicks have to audition for this. It does work sort of. They ttally grab my attention every time. (Do they target me because I'm a lonely freak?) But my scept...
Posted by Tony Carboni on Sat, 05 May 2007 08:55:00 PST

9/11 Conspiracies are a conspiracy to annoy me!

Let's get the record straight- I think Bush is an asshole. Without a doubt the worst president in the 221 year history of these here United States. Cheney, Rumsfeld, all assholes! But I don't think ev...
Posted by Tony Carboni on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:38:00 PST

Tony's Post Oscar Commentary

Another Acadamy Awards Ceremony has come and gone. This year hosted by America's Favorite Lesbian (and mine) Ellen DeGeneros. (Remember when Rosie O'Donnell was? But that was way before she came out a...
Posted by Tony Carboni on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 01:05:00 PST

My First Blog

It's Blog! As with everything else on this tchnological bandwagon, I'm totally late on the whole blog thing. I used to keep a journal, but being that everyone else is my life is nosy as hell (an...
Posted by Tony Carboni on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 05:31:00 PST