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Motherforquer

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About Me

Hello, everyone! I never thought I'd have a myspace page, but now I've had one for quite some time. I love it 'cause I get to see so many people I've missed. I just turned 30 this year. I'm not doing what I thought I'd be doing, but I'm not unhappy with my lot in life. I have an awesome husband who I've been married to for 10 years this past June. I have a 10 year old and a 2 year old-they drive me nuts, but I love them! ..
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Trey Anastasio, Paul Simon, Martha Stewart, Paul McCartney, some of my ancestors, They Might Be Giants, David Byrne, Douglas Adams, Bill Clinton, Bea Arthur, Stephen Colbert, Jack Black, Page McConnell, Frank Zappa, Gener and Deaner <3

My Blog

How Racism Works

How Racism WorksWhat if John McCain were a former president of the Harvard Law Review?What if Barack Obama finished fifth from the bottom of his graduating class?What if McCain were still married to t...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 18:09:00 GMT

October is apparently National Orgasm Month!

Everyone needs to have orgasms for their health! Here are the reasons why: Orgasms Have Health Benefits " Relieve tension *Relieves headaches " Burn calories " Improve sleep " Fight aging, by increas...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:50:00 GMT

FREE OBAMA BUTTONS!

Hey, Want a free Obama button? MoveOn's giving them away totally free--no strings attached. I just got mine, and wanted to share the opportunity with you. Click this link to get a free Obama but...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 12:10:00 GMT

More on life, so b0red

Well, here I am on myspace again.  I've done enough surveys, that's for sure.  They're always a good time waster.  I really should get Maxwell dressed and go outside, but I'm just feeli...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:50:00 GMT

Good news , bad news, and something weird.

Well, first the good news.  Maxwell went on the BIG potty twice today!  No poops, but we'll work on that.  TMI, I know.  I told him he could wear a Pull-Up since he is using the po...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 14:49:00 GMT

TAGGED! 10 random, hopefully odd enough things about me

Okay, so Lisa tagged me.  I'm not sure if I can think of ten interesting things, but I'll try!  I'm sure some of you know some of this stuff already.1.  I skipped first grade.  Wh...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 06:24:00 GMT

Let’s talk

Oh brother I can't, I can't get through, I've been trying hard to reach you cos I don't know what to do, Oh brother I can't believe it's true, I'm so scared about the future and I wann...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 21:34:00 GMT

Mardy Bum

Now then Mardy BumI see your frownAnd it's like looking down the barrel of a gunAnd it goes offAnd out come all these wordsOh there's a very pleasant side to youA side I much preferIt's one ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 20:46:00 GMT

Smoke

Leaf by Leaf page by pageThrow this book awayAll the sadness all the rageThrow this book awayRip out the binding, tear the glueAll of the grief we never ever knewWe had it all alongNow its s...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 17:28:00 GMT

Studly Tom


Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 08:32:00 GMT