Will

Football, Music, Drinking, Driving (not at the same time).

Fun with a sock - What?!

I'd like to meet:

FIRST THINGS FIRST
Full Name: William Bonner-May
Nicknames: Sweaty Willy, World Cup Willy or just plain old Willy
Age: 25
Gender: Difficult
Where You Live: Sunny Royston
Sexual Orientation: Straightish
Siblings: Sally, Nina (Twin), Johnny, Damo (other kind of brother).
Pets: Scrappy, Bungle, Squirrel - all hampsters
Screen name: What is the meaning of this?
APPEARENCE AND JUNK
Hair Color: Dark
Hair length: Short
Eye Color: Brown
Height: 6'2"
Piercings: Nope
Tattoos: Nope
Shoe Size: 12
Jeans Size: 34 . . . once.
Make-Up: Sometimes
Dye Your Hair: Nope
FAVORITES
Food: Toad in the hole. Yes.
Drink: I like the all equally
Color: Hmmm
Store: You choose
Movie: Zoolander/Anchorman/The Rock
Kind Of Alcohol: That's impossible.
Ice Cream Flavor: Mint
Book: Don't read
Season: Summer . . . der!
Video Game: Zelda . . . any of em . . . ahh geek! run away.
HAVE YOU EVER
Smoked a cigarette: Defo, gave up a few months ago
Done Any Drugs: Tried
Gotton Drunk: Eskimo (ask a silly question . . .)
Gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
Bonged A Beer: What? That sounds wrong.
Had Sex: Bicycle
Kissed Same Sex: Yes, lots . . . with tongues
Done Anything Sexual With Same Sex: Nope. Honestly Nope.
Eaten Sushi: No thank you very much.
Broken A Bone: Broke my wrist once and a toe i think, not at the same time.
DO YOU/ARE YOU
Like Your Handwriting: Only in capitals
Have Any Bad Habbits: Being a twat . . . does that count?
Hate Yourself: Never
Shy: Very Rarely
Tolerant Of Others: Yep
Aggressive Or Passive: Aggressive when I wanna be ;)
Have A Journal: No
Emotionally Strong: What is this? . . . A question for ants?
Read The News Paper: Nope
Confident: Kinda, yep
VIEWS AND BELIEFS
Is There A God: No way
Does He Have A Gender: Yes, male
Do Ghosts Exists: A pint glass exploded by itself in my cupboard the other day . . . but no.
What About Witches: I know a few
Miracles: I once went to the pub and didn't drink
What Do You Think About Abortion: Depends if you wanna keep it
Premarital Sex: Skeleton
Life On Other Planets: Defo
Porn: Thats dirty
Cosmetic Surgery: Can only be a good thing
CAN YOU
Sing Well: Brilliantly
Play An Instrument: Can play the drums
Write Well: Yes i can
Skateboard: No, why would you want to?
Take A Shot Without A Chaser: Think I can manage that . . !
Say the Alphabet Backwards: Yes, very slowly!
Snow Board: Have done, not that well though
Juggle: Yep
Do A Split: What? . . . . I am the master!
Draw: Not bad
THE FUTURE
Plan On Marriage: Long way away
Kids: Yeah
And Their Names: That would spoil it . . .
Occupation: Geek (Computer Programer)
Where You Want To Live: Not bothered
Big Or Small House: Big
Do You Want To Live Near People: Nearish
Long Driveway Or Short: Long . . . who would choose a short driveway?
Income: Enough to live comfortably
Cars: I want a Veyron or a Gallardo Spyder
THIS/THAT
Wal-mart/Target: Too personal, can't answer
Chocolate/Vanilla: Vanilla
Night/Day: Night
McDonalds/Burger King: Burger King
Cats/Dogs: Cats
Fruits/Veggies: Shit! Veggies
Pillows/Blankets: That's just stupid
Pepsi/Coke: Coke
Alcohol/Weed: Alcohol 100%
Reading/Writing: Writing
RANDOM
Biggest Fear: Being torchured
Compliment You Get Often: Wow, it tastes like naturally sweetened grapes
What Would You Change About Yourself: Nothing
Regrets: Ha . . . where do I start!
Gotten Arrested: Nope :)
Are You Ticklish: Maybe . . .
Longest Relationship: 2 and a half years
Regrets: You're not gonna catch me out that easily!
How Much TV Do You Watch: 4 kg
What color Is Your Room: Oh fuck off

Music:

Love everything - funky house, rock/indie, r&b loadsa stuff - too many too mention: Razorlight, Bloc Party, The Kooks, Kings of Leon, Ash, Arctic Monkeys, Placebo, Jay-Z, Maximo Park, The Coral, Lily Allen, White Stripes, St Elmos Fire, Daft Punk, BEP, Jamiroquai, Dizzy Rascal, Kaiser Chiefs, KT Tunstall, Jet, Chilli Peppers, The Kinks, Rotating Leslie, Pharrell, Basement Jaxx, Libertines, Elton John, Magic Numbers, Supergrass, Junior Kelly, Sterophonics, Wheatus, Roni Size, Green Day, Foo Fighters, Toploader, Tom Jones, The Strokes, Kano, JC Chasez, No Doubt, The Thrills, Outkast, The Zutons

Fire! Fire! - Rotating Leslie