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Dwight

About Me

I work in an office in Scranton. I am a sales rep and I am also the Assistant Regional Manager of the Branch. I am the most loyal worker that you will ever meet. I am also superhuman, I have never taken a sick day because I don't need to, I'm superhuman... width="425" height="350" .. I made this layout with help from pYzam , Look at these other Layouts!

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Anyone that I need to meet is already dead, and since it is impossible to go back in time, I am stuck here in this pathetic place that we call the present.

My Blog

Back at Dunder Mifflin

Well after I decided to quit working at Dunder Mifflin, I went back on the job market.  I worded as a sales associate at Staples.  It really sucked because it was incredibly easy and my boss...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 06:06:00 GMT

Sad Day in the Office

Well it was a pretty bad day in the office.  First off, I had to go to New York for some important business, which I can not tell you what it was.  Then when i get back I have to team up wit...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 18:04:00 GMT

Michael's vacation

Well it was a pretty bad day in the office.  First off, Michael asks me to record the meetings that we have, and then Jim thinks that it would be funny to make it sound like i'm an idiot and I ge...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 19:46:00 GMT

Christmas Party

Well it wasn't the best Christmas party I have ever had, but it was still alright.  Its just too bad that Andy was with us.  He us such an idiot.  I wish that Michael would let me use m...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 16:40:00 GMT

Not on Again

I'm sorry everyone but i'm not going to be on again tonight.  I guess that Earl thinks that he can do what he wants, so he gets an hour.  But don't worry folks, I will be on again next thurs...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 15:09:00 GMT

I know that you missed me

Well there is some very sad news to everyone who are avid watchers of The Office.  I did not happen to be on T.V on Thanksgiving.  But please do not be mad at NBC, because it is not their fa...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 18:33:00 GMT

New People

For those of you who do not know, The Stanford people have came over to our branch, because our branch is awesome.  There is this new guy though, idiot boy as I like to call him, thinks that he i...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 18:32:00 GMT

Viva La Scranton Branch

Well for those of you who had doubts that Michael would not be able to keep the Scranton branch running, I have three words for you.  IN YOUR FACE.  haha.  But anyway.  It was a pr...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 18:03:00 GMT

In case you missed it

Just for those of you who did not get to see what happened to me at the start of the year.  It was pretty exciting to know that Jim now works in a new branch.  The problem that was going on ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 19:22:00 GMT

New Salesman

Today, I had to take Ryan out on his first sales call.  I had to take him through many rigorous tests to make sure that he would become a good salesman.  I just know that one day we will bec...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 18:10:00 GMT