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Nick

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About Me

First off, im not actually 21, im 17. There was a problem with MySpace when i made the account and it wouldnt let me start an account unless I said I was 21.My name is Nick. My gorgeous girlfriend is named Shan, she makes me so happy. I hate hypocrites and people who contradict themselves. I am awesome in everyway known to man and am a legend if not a god. I hate people who love and talk about themselves to much as if they are a rock star or something. I hate violence and if you think i dont then ill ram a pike up your arse unless your into that sort of thing in which case ill kill you violently.I do have a problem, thats what people say it is at least. I think its nothing. One day, I got out of bed, i put my foot on the rug... which made it move. So, I got a hammer and some nails and made sure that it never moved again. You would've done the same thing... Wouldnt you? Oh yeah, I also think that McDonalds is an aphrodisiac.I believe that everyone is equal and that no one is below anyone else. However, if your an emo and you attempt to make your presence known to me, Ill show you a existance 10 times worse then the one you currently imagine your having.I h8 ppl hoo tlk in txt as if it is a new lngwage n tink id is da bom; ppl lik dis dnt pwn me or ne1.I have a big problem with metrosexuals. I believe that being metrosexual is a type of ridicule to gay people, as it pushes the stereotype that gay people act like metrosexuals, which they dont in most cases.Everyday, As I live in Australia, I see alot of people who want to be stars like Guy Sebastien (Australian Idol winner for Americans reading). Ive got good news for these sad, sad people: you already are stars, as all the life forms on earth are made up of atoms that came from the sun in the big bang. As for being a star like Guy Sebastien, you just need to sing in a way that sounds like your breaking a cats back. And I realize that that little piece of information didnt have anything to do with me, so dont bother pointing that out. Thank you.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Walley of "Wheres Walley" fame, Giddy Goanna, My Aunt Flow who visits my mum once a month, Tom Cruise' Sanity (missing since 1995), That chick from that thing, A Non-dangerous person with a first name for a second name (E.G. Johnothan James), Antonio Banderas' Hair gel, A Clogged Colan, The Fat Guy from "Lost", My Appendix (we're separated), Elton John's hetrosexuality, A digital watch, The midgit actors from "march of the penguins", The American stereotype, A suicide bomber (what stories he could tell), A recovering chocoholic, A blade of grass, A cult leader, Codename 47, A boy named Sue, A man named horse, Rob Shneiders faded talent, A model who eats carbs, A piano-key neck tie, A dead cow A.K.A Meryl Streep, O'Doyle (As in "O'Doyle rules!), Mr. Kite, Maxwell's silver hamer, whoever took the time to read through all this crap (thankyou).

Movies:

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