I think I have something in my eye.... |
Are you currently experiencing that nagging, irksome feeling that some alien substance is embedded deep within your eye socket? Have you spent hours poking, prodding, rubbing and scrutinising the fuc... Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 04:52:00 GMT |
300...!!! |
300, an adaptation of the magnificent Frank Miller's graphic novel concerning the battle of Thermopylae (once upon a time in 480 B.C., the King of Sparta tenaciously led his army into battle a... Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 12:40:00 GMT |
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY... |
2006. You chewed me up and spat me out and quite frankly I am glad to see the back of you. A wayward, wretched, wench of a year. I barely tolerated you - I counted down your days wit... Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 07:02:00 GMT |
The Chumscrubber... |
If you dug Donnie Darko you should definately check out The Chumscrubber - it has a very similar vibe. It breaks down the illusion of perfection in upper-middle class suburbia... Posted by on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 04:11:00 GMT |
Is that all there is... |
My modeling agency recently brought it to my attention that I have a gummy smile. I am currently training my mouth muscles to reel in the gum exposure so as to master what they referred to as "TH... Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 16:18:00 GMT |
Seeing eye to eye... |
Everybody's looking
Through their own two eyes
It all looks the same
Until the subconscious analyze.
Everybody judges
It's the human condition
The brain does the math
"Open minded" is fiction.
Everyb... Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 15:03:00 GMT |
Saluting the barren... |
Oh god it's that time of year again - School-Freakin-Holidays!!!
It's like someone packed a vacuum cleaner full of kiddies then put the bloody thing on reverse - covering my corner of&n... Posted by on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 18:26:00 GMT |
Ow my heart...! |
So it turns out I have a vagina after all!
I finally caved in and rented THE NOTEBOOK this weekend. My saucy flatmate and flamboyant colourist had prevoiusly insisted that this was perhaps&... Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 15:41:00 GMT |
Children of Men... |
I just saw Children of Men. The previews make it look like a bit of a wank but fuck me was it a good film. You should go and see it. I'd tell you more about why I dug it but I literally just finished... Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 16:37:00 GMT |