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Jerm Juice.

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About Me

Jeremiah Joseph Forbes
I'm pretty chill. Easy to get along with. There's no ring on my finger, so ladies, stop checking =p I've got kick ass friends, a good family, 2 cool dogs (and 1 lame one) and that's all I need.
I like new fitteds, heavy music, band shirts, button-up plaid shirts, Nike Dunks, aviators, chicken, hanging out, my bros, Literature, non-fiction, comic books, the band Every Time I Die, cold weather, Bruce Campbell, Quentin Tarantino movies, the show ER, laughing, brunettes, meeting new people, the Indianapolis Colts, John Mayer, Miller Lite, anything featuring Phil Anselmo, the show The Office, and girls who don't be trippin every other day.
I DO NOT LIKE arrogance, people who wear 5XL shirts when they are 5 foot 3, people who show off their tats too much, talking to drunk people when I'm sober, people who say weed isn't a drug, misspelled words, when people use your and you're the wrong way, beating around the bush, the words trill and chillaxing and the people who use them, people who think they know about politics when they only started to pay attention because of Obama, flooding of bulletins begging for some sort of comment on Myspace, the New England Patriots, Boston Red Sox, Boston Celtics and any of their fans EXCEPT NINA.

My Interests

Know what I'm sayin'? I say what I know and I know what im sayin'!

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I'd like to meet:

I'VE NEVER MET HER, DON'T PLAN ON MEETING HER, AND PROBABLY WON'T MEET HER

Me, Jake, and Matt drunk in Wilmington

Taco eating contest!

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Music:


Television:

Classic shit, brings a tear to my eye

Books:

I wrote the book entitled "How to score high on Hot or Not without even trying":

Heroes:

David Dunn. There must have been some water on me on January 20th I swear it.

My Blog

Michael Moore would be proud 9/25

The following thought is me metaphorically asking for someone to take a shit in a bag and light it on fire and put it on my doorstep cause I'm gonna catch hell for this one.The worst part about Fall e...
Posted by Jerm Juice. on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 09:54:00 PST

Observation for 9/23

Now Im not the smartest man on the planet nor am I related to Confucius (although Im sure a few of you racists out there will say otherwise) but I'd like to think I know a little "sumthin sumthin" abo...
Posted by Jerm Juice. on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 07:04:00 PST

MTV VMAs observation

Read this before reading my response:http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.v iew&friendID=17376557&blogID=431180917My response:I'm glad you actually gave details to your hypothesis ...
Posted by Jerm Juice. on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 03:41:00 PST

Three reviews in one blog! 9/5

Im thinking every time I go out and go buy a CD or watch a new movie or just anything interesting to me in general I'm going to write a blog. Recently I've came across a couple of people who think the...
Posted by Jerm Juice. on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 06:48:00 PST

Im an asshole Parts 1 and 2, The Godfather movie series of blogs

Or maybe everybody else has gotten sensitive? To be honest I kind of feel like one because my conscience is sitting here right beside me smoking a cigarette but on the flip side I really don't. Unfort...
Posted by Jerm Juice. on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 05:45:00 PST

Scrape it, grind it, peel it, hide it The trend is over and gone forever 7/6

I've done a lot of things in my life that I'm not too proud of. I can admit that. But I've also quit a lot of bad habits this year, which is a nicer way of me saying I've given up on things that aren'...
Posted by Jerm Juice. on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 03:33:00 PST

If ignorance is bliss, then knock the smile off my face 5/17

I've been reading a book called "Homicide: A Year on the Killing Streets" by David Simon. It's about his account of following homicide detectives in the city of Baltimore for a year. There's a good pa...
Posted by Jerm Juice. on Sat, 17 May 2008 11:39:00 PST

Self inflicted, Im gonna fall flat Unpredicted, thats where Im at So addicted 3/23

Basically every small detail in our life we take for granted, except for when we don’t have it. Then we envy those who do. For example, when you don’t have a car or your ass doesn’t ...
Posted by Jerm Juice. on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 08:21:00 PST

Were the new face of failure. Prettier and younger but not any better off 3/2

On March 2nd, 2008 at 2:29 AM I realized something. That every single one of us is selfish. And if you say you aren't, that's an admission that you're too selfish to admit it. Pride is a dirty bastard...
Posted by Jerm Juice. on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 12:05:00 PST

And Im drowning through sorrow You recognize me Be me for a change Under the silk 12/31

"And keep holding on, even after I'm gone.In this you can always find me, always find me.You're stronger than you look.Believe that things are getting better.All these things are getting betterYou're ...
Posted by Jerm Juice. on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:19:00 PST