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About Me


the name is kristy.
i'm a rockstar
and i'm pretty much the next big thing
I'm just your average sassy twenty-three year old former hell-raiser and one-time Jager toting partier. Assuming, of course, that average twenty-three year old now has a toddler on her hip and a mouth that could make a sailor blush. You may not find me in the midst of a drinking contest these days, nor in the middle of a dance floor busting a drunken move, but you're not likely to be sitting next to me at a PTA meeting or next to you at a red light in a mini van either. I'm chock full of sarcasm, obscene gestures, caffiene, nicotiene, big thoughts, bigger dreams, foul language, vulgarities, snark, sass, optimism, superlatives, and one-liners. I traded in those mini skirts and halter tops for ripped jeans and flip flops and I'm now doing my part to raise the next generation of future rockstars. Life may not be as exciting for me as it once was, but it's a hell of a lot more beautiful.
Made with love@CMHD

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Those aren't tits! Those are LIES!

My Blog

The skeletons are just a screaming in my closet..

Dirty Little Secrets 2.0Confessions of a Dirty Byrd.- Rent (as in the movie) is my latest obsession. I think half the reason is appeals to me so much (besides the catchy little tunes) is because Mark ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 18:04:00 GMT

Unblocking the writer’s block. (feat: some sappy warm fuzzy goodness)

There's been a lot of people that have been there for me over the years. Ones that have held my hand, dried my tears, laughed with me, cried with me, supported me through the good, the bad, the pretty...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 18:10:00 GMT

You don’t even worry about what’s going on over here.

Build me a son, O Lord, who will be strong enough to know when he is weak, and brave enough to face himself when he's afraid; one who will be proudand unbending in honest defeat, and humble and gentl...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:42:00 GMT

& if I stare too long, Ill probably break down and cry.

I know I often write about my son, and how overall amazing he is - and how much he's changed my life. And until you have a child of your own, you'll never fully understand what I'm talking about. Ever...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:08:00 GMT

10 months goes faster than you think - so don’t blink.

I can’t help but wonder, while watching him, where did my tiny baby go? Somewhere along the way, I blinked and now he’s 10 months.The child that I worried about because he wouldn’t r...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:55:00 GMT

Those Skeletons in my closet need to be aired out...

DiRTY LiTTLE SECRETS.K.Byrd Style.1. Sometimes, I really do want to go blind. Just so I don’t have to see them together. Or picture them together. Or SEE their pictures together.2. My dad & ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:53:00 GMT

He’s got eyes of the bluest skies. ♥

"One night a mother stood outside her young son’s door, listening in the shadows to his earnest prayer. As she stood there, she heard him say; ’Dear God, When I grow up let me by the type ...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 03:19:00 GMT

& she said "baby - it’s 3am I must be lonely..."

Would you like to know what I'm doing right now?Sitting in the living room of my new crib, typing away on my laptop - while my crazy ass sister is laying next to me on the floor watching TV. I'm in my...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 00:34:00 GMT

Another year gone by..

Another year has gone by..and you're still gone.I wanna say that I gave up the wish that you would one day show up on my doorstep - but everytime the doorbell rings, I find myself holding my breath, t...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:54:00 GMT

She tagged me & I can never say no to Princess Leah ?

Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 random things, facts, goals, or habits about yourself. At the end, choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 07:49:00 GMT