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I could have some generic vanilla profile where I talk about how much I love the outdoors, all the cool cities I’ve visited, how cultured I am, all my great qualities and characteristics...cha cha de blah blah. Instead I’ve decided to list some of the things I like and dislike from which you can extrapolate my true being...well maybe not, maybe I just wanted to use a fancy word like extrapolate...Okay here we go....Likes: Snappy comebacks; Moose Drool beer; fly fishing; silence; birthdays; a sarcastic dry wit; pasta; being open minded; The Wire on HBO; the internet; spell check; calculators; laughing so hard you cry; a hot shower with a cold beer; great weather; diet pepsi; self-awareness; the smell of fresh laundry; opening presents Christmas day not Christmas eve; undying loyalty; people who let you merge on the freeway; antidotes; making up words like “hopetimistic”; a pie from Mulberry Street; brutal honesty without brutality; expiration dates on food; perspective; people who do rather then say; Michael Lewis; college football; black coffee; the man in the arena; all cheese.Dislikes: People who litter; ignorance; diet coke; spiders; sense of entitlement; old fat bald men in Porsches; onions; being in the security line behind the person who never flies; men with long hair; women with really short hair; people who interrupt; using the hand to simulate a phone receiver; slow talkers; people who invade your bubble; gutbuckets; skinny jeans; phrases like “thinking outside of the box” and words like “synergy” or “resonate”; excuses; Astroturf; people who never take their hands-free headset off; snakes.