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Jim

'Anything is food if you just chew hard enough.' -My Grandpa used to say that all the time.

About Me


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Well, I'm about 100 years old now, and I've lived a long long life. I'm heading into my next century this comming January, isn't that exciting? Well my wife Sally and I just had three kids, well we've had a lot of kids, about 67 of them, but I don't know any of thier names except Joey Beth and Mike, they're the new ones.

My Interests

Ramming things with my head, standing on top of the corn cylo. Yeah those are the things I do the most.

I'd like to meet:

Well I don't have any real dreams about meeting anyone, but I'd like you to meet my wife and kids, ha ha get it? Our babies are 'kids'! HA HA HA! fine, don't laugh.

Music:

Country of course

Movies:

Babe, you know, the one wit the pig? It was almost about me, but you know who wants to watch a movie about a Goat named Jim, how boring.

Television:

Nope, I ate the cords to ours, so it doesn't work anymore, got a nasty shock from it though.

Books:

I eat them?

Heroes:

My Grandpa Bob used to eat all sorts of things, and he's my hero for it, can't believe some of the things he stomached in his day.