The Kittens of Mass Destruction

About Me

The Kittens of Mass Destruction were borne from the depths of a great black hole in the nether regions of the Felis Silvestris nebula. Legend says that the Kittens sought the Milky Way in search of unfathomable lactic abundance. However, so distraught were they upon arrival, that once discovering there was no such physical wonder tonic within this galactic anomaly, they took it upon themselves to destroy the human race in light of the gross misnomer. This is their story... Fear the purr!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/23/2005
Band Members: Gornicus - Foreskin Abuse
Mephichristopholes - Battle Axe
Glottal Gibby - Gutter Gitter, Dismembered Vocal Chords
The Mathialator - Mace of Bass, Deep Throat
Influences: Milk, tuna, nepeta, sand, mice, composition C-4, uranium, plutonium and heavy petting.
Sounds Like: The roaring battle cry of a meowing little kitten... Without milk!
Record Label: I Am Kitten, Hear Me Roar Wreckords

My Blog

The Kittens Of Mass Destruction Are On The Loose!

Cronies and Phonies,Well, it's been a while and let me tell you, semi-retirement's kept the ol' Mattador busy. But not too busy to rock and sleep!I've been playing with a few strummers and poker-faced...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 18:05:00 GMT

Update - Kittens of Mass Destruction

To our hardcore fans,As many of you know, we had to put the band on hiatus because we're very lazy. But fear not, we're back jamming out some new stuff and reforming with additional members. Literally...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 13:35:00 GMT