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HEY YOU!

It was stranger than morphine, a taste of rainbow death. Over in seconds, the act of vampire communi

About Me


11/16
I have just deleted everything except for my pictures and general information. I don't know what I'm going to do with all this *looks around*, but I imagine that it will be a painstakingly slow process. Bear with me.

12/6
Update. The remaking of my site is underway.

12/7
Background and contact table added. Well? How does it look so far?

My Interests


I like:

Freddy Krueger

Cherry Coke

Sephiroth

Pirates

Poutine

Michael Myers

Jason Vorhees

Dani Filth

Zombies

Mashed Potatoes and Gravy

Our very own milky way galaxy

Invader Zim and, of course, GIR

I'd like to meet:


Stephen King

Rob Zombie

Dani Filth

Jhonen Vasquez

Music:

Yes, Music, it is very nice. I'd say...(all)Metal(s), (almost all)Rock(s), (mostly all)Cult Classics, The 'billy's, I have an unexplainable liking for Elvis...I blame my mother and her wretched womb. (I channelled Stewie right there for a moment) Disney music. I love Chim Chim Chiree (Mary Poppins). *shrug* Fond Childhood Memories, I suppose. I am not a fan of: Rap, RnB, Country, "ROCK" Country, Gospel, Polka. And well, I'm sure there are more types of music that do not catch my fancy.
"Ahh, blasphemy...in the form of good ole' Symphonic Black Metal..."

Movies:

Oh god, I like them all. Even the ones that are rap-star based seem to put forth a kind of interesting story. I really love the ones that make me get nervous tics. It's how I know I'm deeply affected.

Television:

The obvious's...Family Guy, Futurama, Invader Zim, Metalocalypse, Robot Chicken, yadda yadda...Grey's Anatomy, SVU, CSI(s), Dirty Jobs...um...

Books:

Mr. King's bestseller list (which would be all of them).

Heroes:

Well, the other day, I was pretending to fall down and let Zoe 'catch' me...and she proclaimed "I'm your hero, Mommie!" and you know...she might be right? Who knows what stupid things I'd be doing and how reckless I'd be with my life if she...wasn't...in it. She pretty much saved me from what would have been a not-very-rewarding, short lived existence. I guess she IS my hero.

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You'd think I'd be used to being a loner by now.
Posted by HEY YOU! on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 03:00:00 PST

I...

Just want them back.      (i will not explain this to you)
Posted by HEY YOU! on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 05:50:00 PST

JOB!

Hehe.....the brush off wasn't so much of a brush off, as it was "hey if this other guy doesn't work out, we'll hire YOU"...I bakea de breadz.  =D
Posted by HEY YOU! on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 04:43:00 PST

Home Depot

Ok, the Home Depot online application is SO COOL!  Just go fill one out for fun, go ahead.  Enjoy yourself.  I certainly did.
Posted by HEY YOU! on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 11:33:00 PST

The Brush Off

"Strong Candidate" my ass......."Stay Positive" what the hell?!?..............."We'll Keep You In Mind" OH C'MON!  Doesn't anyone ever take chances anymore?    *going nowhere fast*...
Posted by HEY YOU! on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 07:28:00 PST

Just think "Hurt" by NIN

So now I just wanna go fuck some shit up.  Everyone's invited.  Lets go blow up Dwyers.  Or maybe Friar's.  Yeah.  Lets go blow up Friars.  Their music sucks. 
Posted by HEY YOU! on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 09:08:00 PST

*blinks twice*

*confused*  Didn't I give him that name?
Posted by HEY YOU! on Wed, 23 May 2007 05:43:00 PST

Guys are just so fucking easy...

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. ...
Posted by HEY YOU! on Wed, 02 May 2007 10:25:00 PST

A Metallic Fairytale

~~ Stolen From Someone's Comments, I Found Fairytale Endings, ENJOY!!!: There is a beautiful princess trapped in a castle, guarded by a dragon. Here is the end of the story with different kinds of met...
Posted by HEY YOU! on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 07:59:00 PST

Seeing a new light.

OK!  So, for most of you who know me (such as my adoring fans, etc etc) you know that I'm attempting independant life.  In the past 6 months (the first three were a little hairy but at least...
Posted by HEY YOU! on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:55:00 PST