Chicken, gravy, chicken gravy, snow globes, interesting eyeshadow colors, boys who wear more makeup than me, girls who wear less makeup than me, candles that don't stink, emotional and mental health, positive and thorough sex education, friendly-fire debates, politics, theology, non-irritating cell phone ringtones, phonesex voices, hand written letters, AIM, MSN, Trillian, Books, Music, Vans (the shoes, not the vehicle), hair and eye colors that are not found in nature, lolipop guilds, marijuana legalization, Human rights, human dignity, women's rights, men's rights, father's rights, animal rights, left handedness, the color orange, late night phone calls from people I care about, non-related twins, psychology, parapsychology, paganism in practice and design, yoga, pilates, potatoes, the vibration from my woofer, tinker bell, the Stupid_Free community on LJ, graphic arts, graphic design, webdesign, interesting band aids, Broadway musicals, non-broadway musicals, Jake Gyllenhaal's butt in Jar Head, David Bowie's codpiece in Labyrinth, long pointless lists, martial arts, martial law, Marshall Willenholly, bushisms, mail from foreign lands, Canada, Halurday, LiveJournal, my prettyful new phone, Beavis & Butthead, Soup, Skunkboy, Talk Soup, Senor Sock, Getting peanut butter in your chocolate, getting chocolate in my peanutbutter, fluency in fag, queer and Lesbianese, BATMAN, Avenue Q, All things Wicked related, Aural sex, Chicken Fried Steak, Chicken Parmesan, Chewy Chips Ahoy!, Darth Vader, The cock, BIZARRO, Your Mom's Basement, Dork Tower, Pokethulhu, incoherent ramblings, finding out who reads my blog but never bothers to fucking comment, making fun of Wyoming, because, frankly.. why would anybody go there intentionally?, Navy Peir in Chicago, Cyanide & Happiness, gmail, Encyclopedia Dramatica, midget tossing, Squirrels, Putting salt in your eyes, Dwarves vs. elves (Dwarves, by the way), Monkey fingers, Juju eyeballs, Spinal crackersm Shooting Coca-Cola, Being so good looking ‘cause I'm so hard to see, Extra sugar-free gum, meditation, mediation, medium sized soft drinks (no ice! Damn you!), Levity, Muffins, S'mores Pop Tarts, Trent Lane, Serge De Los Awesome, Displacer Beasts, Belts, shoe laces, other such sundry items, Excruciatingly long interests lists made out of sheer boredom and the hope that some poor sap will bother to read it all, widgets, short people, toes, my multiplex of blogs, dancing in the moonlight, napping in the shade of a young sappling, bitches (as in, where my bitches at, yo?), Speaking gangsta, Tapdancing Chickens, Ron Popeil, Porches, Ben Affleck's massive head, putting the stickers from bananas on people's faces, "I'm.. Sailing away... Set an open course.. for the virgin sea...", I am out of random shit to list. I do in fact enjoy nearly everything on this list. But I ask you, how on Earth did you get through this without incurring an aneurysm? I am honestly baffled. You deserve an award. Or a kitten! You deserve a fucking kitten. Good show.
Music:
Dude, you're asking for trouble with this one. I assure you. I listen to every genre. Yes, that includes polka. I like music, I live music, my life has a soundtrack that is constantly updated with classics and new songs. I will probably like your band. Unless you suck. And then I won't.If you REALLY want to see what bands and musicians I like, head on over to my ultra spiffy blogtastic blog, there's a big fucking list right there. It's ribbed for her pleasure and everything. Maybe it isn't. But you'll just have to either take my word for it or get your ass over their and read. Your choice, really.
Movies:
10 Things I Hate About You, 300, A Bugs Life, A Goofy Movie, Aladdin, Alice in Wonderland, American Beauty, An Inconvenient Truth, Appleseed, The Baby Sitter's Club, Bambi, Batman The Movie, Batman Begins, The Big Bad Swim, Billy & Mandy's Big Boogie Adventure, The Birdcage, The Brady Bunch Movie, A Very Brady Sequel, The Breakfast Club, Bring It On, Brokeback Mountain, But I'm A Cheerleader, Bye Bye Birdie, Can't Hardly Wait, Chasing Amy, Rogers & Hammerstein's Cinderella, Clerks, Clerks 2, Clueless, Cry-baby, The Devil Wears Prada, Dogma, Donnie Darko, Driftwood, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Earth Girls Are Easy, Empire Records, ferris bueller's day off, Final Fantasy VII Advent Children, Finding Nemo, Follow That Bird, From Dusk Till Dawn, Happy Feet, Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Gladiator, Grease, Grease 2, Growing Up Brady, Gypsy, Gypsy 83, Hairspray, Help!, High School Musical, History of the World Pt 1, Holy Grail, Hot Shots, Hot Shots Part Deux, In Dreams, The Incredibles, Interview With The Vampire, Jarhead, Jawbreaker, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Kim Possible: So The Drama, Labyrinth, Lady & The Tramp, The Last Kiss, Life of Brian, Lilo & Stitch, The Little Mermaid, Little Shop of Horrors, Mallrats, Meet The Robinsons, Mirrormask, The Mists of Avalon, Natural Born Killers, Normal Adolescent Behavior, Oklahoma, Pleasantville, Pretty In Pink, The Princess Bride, The Princess Diaries, Princess Mononoke, The Producers, Ratatouille, Rent, The Ringer, Robin Hood, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, Shrek 1, Shrek 2, Shrek The Third, Sin City, Sleepy Hollow, Snakes on a Plane, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Spaceballs, Spiderman 1 2 & 3, Spirited Away, Star Wars, Sugar & Spice, Talladega Nights, Tarzan, Team America World Police, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, TMNT2: Secret of the Ooze, Thank You For Smoking, To Wong Foo, The Violin, Wayne's World, The Wedding Singer
Television:
.. I don't have cable, so I don't watch much tv anymore. The TV I do (or did) watch includes the following: FUTURAMA!!!, The Tribe, Scrubs, Days of Our Lives, Good Eats, Feasting on Asphalt, pretty much anything on the Discovery Channel & History Channel, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Crank Yankers, Lost, Heroes season 1, Jenny Jones back in the day, Countdown with Keith Olbermann, hours upon hours of Headline News coverage (I'm boring, shut up), Veronica Mars, I can't think of more. You can't blame me, really. I haven't really watched TV since July '07.
Books:
Too many to bother mentioning. I like to read. Sci-fi, fantasy, mystery, fiction, non-fiction, biographies, autobiographies, true crime, short stories, long stories, boring stories (though not as much). I love books. I don't read them, I absorb them. I devour them.I might eventually add a big fat fucking list of all the books I've read that I can remember the titles of. I've read probably near 500 books in my lifetime of nearly 27 years, so you simply must forgive me if I forget a few titles or author names now and again. And if you won't forgive me, you can fuck the hell right off.
Heroes:
Spider-Man, Superman, Batman (especially Batman, because he's awesome), most of the Justice League but not Aquaman. I am also fond of the X-men.Oh, you meant MY heroes? My grandmother. Walt Disney (and no, fuckers he was not, in fact anti-semitic so stop with that shit, okay?), Jim Henson. People who are no longer alive, but made a big impact.
