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Mondo

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm big and dumb. And i got a FAT HEAD. Love ya Flo I like to dance in the mall during work hours and hang out in PURE and play with their lasers. Oh yeah, and I strained my arm overly-masturbating.

My Interests

I like sex and video games. Lasering my balls.

I'd like to meet:

Terra Patrick.. not Carmen Elektra, the pornstar Terra Patrick and your mom.. The guy who got stabbed in the hall and asked TMobile for a napkin.

Music:

Yes please Pussycat Dolls, Barbara Streisand, Cher, and Justin Timberlake and Nick Lachey (I'm not sure which one is cuter)

Movies:

Yeah i saw one of those. How to Lose a Guy in 10 days, Broke Back Mountain, The Sweetest thing, The Lake House.

Television:

I have one. I like American Idol, I pick up dance moves from So You Think You Can Dance, Sex and the City, Oprah, General Hospital,

Books:

Playboy for dummies.

Heroes:

The people who invented ecstacy and good music..