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jeff to death~simulates joys of life tht stimulate

B TRU! I gotz a lil bit of this and a lil bit of that but not a lick of love for a fake bitch or an

About Me

First of all,"My toast is simply that I wish everyone thousands of times more than I have gotten in my life." (Frank Sinatra said it but I can feel the same. That is as long as I have a $ grip as big as his after it's all said and done.j/k)
Secondly,
But, I can control it IF I must. It's not like I have tourette's or some other shit ass shit like that mutha fuka! ;P-.'.'-.'
Thirdly,This is a
Slow down pimpin' I aint finished. There's not enough time in a life or space on this page to clarify "About me." I'm not just talking about myself or saying that applies to me only. No. no. My mind is not THAT narrow. Everyone keeps growing and at some point admits they "learn something new every day." For instance, I've just learned I won't hesitate to show how retarded I am, by letting myself write this for all to gaze. So, how am I suppose to get everything else on here? uuhh, touche? SUPPORT THE TROOPS!! But next time you see a G. Bush... piss on it. NOT Holly bushes though. Those hurt! ...Picture G. Bush here ...

The Apple iRack
Okay! Now all haters can leave.

My Interests

ANYTHING that doesn't suck! =P~
Well, I geuss I could come off with a lil mo 411...
I'm ready to ride any time
any day through it's night.
I thrive to flow
with wind that blows
across open country roads.
And, caress each curve
just right
like I'm going down on the hottie
I've grown closest to in life.
SO, if you get the urge to bail
let me know.
I'm supposed to be in jail right now
but I'm at home.
They say
I 'ride it like...' I '...stole it' too well.
They're all a bunch of jokes.
I'm just a free-spirited rebel
casting sail on rubber and a lil smoke.
Me =) My aliases = 'J-Eazy', 'JEdouble', 'Jeff Too Deaf', 'Mr. Mumbles' and 'Cupy Cake'(Don't ask. Just know it's some gangsta shit.)Yea! ;-/ CHICKS WITH BIKES ROCK!!

I'd like to meet:

Albert Einstein (It may be impossible to meet someone who has passed but that doesn't mean I can't like to) (I borrowed this pic from Coe's space) David Allan Coe and Dime Bag Darrell(R.I.P Dime Bag) I'd meet Maynard James Keenan and all affiliatedI'd also like to meet(no order here)- Zach de la Rocha, James Hetfeild, Tupac, Biggie, Bill Clinton(not really really. Well, I'd much rather shake his wiping hand than Bush's. What!?! You don't wipe your butt with the same hand you shake with?lol! Those is jokes.), The person who invented 'flushable moist wipes'(Isn't it sweet of him/her to think of the whole worlds ass?)(I swear I don't have some sort of ass fetish =X well...you know), On that note! Angelina Jolie, Mariah Carey, JLO ect... Back off that note! Jimmy Page, Robert plant(the first song I learnt on ma geetar is 'Over The Hills and Far Away" by Led Zeppelin), Rick James, Syd Barrett, Dali, Caesar, Santa Claus, The Easter bunny, Jesus, and Beowulf. Oh! And Adam's mom too. Sorry Adam, I hope we're still cool. Wait! And if I didn't know the Rosewood Click, then I'd like to meet them too. She asked me to ask you to please excuse her for looking so MEAN! HOW could you say no to a face like that?

My place is

Music:


ALL Music is awesome! SUPPORT your local artists!! I could sit here and name every band I like But I'd rather remind you of the hard working artist/musician (all the same)near you that NEED YOUR support. Rosewood Click! Wut up Mr. Met. Wut up None. Wut up OB-v-US, Wut up Big Deal! Wut up Juice! Wut up Wood! Wut up Mark(jesus) Wut up $cotty! Whether you enjoy your pictures painted by brush on canvas or brushed in your imagination by badd ass beats or tunes you should always support your local ArtiStS! If you're not then WTF are you waiting for? ERNEST LEE(funky chicken),BLUE SKY, DjNightCrawler, JACKIEM JOYNER, DEEPFIELD, NEVER BETTER |,,/ McClellan, THESE DYING DAYS, THE LETTER RED, STRETCH ARM STRONG, MARK(I can't remember your last name right now but you painted the work on my bike and it ROCKS!) ....Now, you think of a few.

Movies:

Too many to type! but Bedknobs and Broomsticks was a good one! It was the Harry Potter of the 70's and 80's. Now days I like just about anything by Quentin Tarantino, Martin Scorsese and I really don't feel like thinking up everyone else ;].

Television:

It's ok every now and then...(but it's the wrong kind of wasting time) the couch sux...sitting in a canoe with a six pack and a doobie sounds way better( uuhh I don't even know what doobie is... I heard it in a cartoon once and thought it would be cool to say)(did it work? am I cool yet? dammit! where is Angela Lansbury or Harry Potter with their magic when you need em?)

Books:

It better be good.

Heroes:

Any educated race of gangsters are my heroes "God HELP ME out here cause I'm possessed I need the root of all evil for my stress - Cause money's like a strong prescription drug, it's got me addicted to the pleasure and the pain it inflicted Something bout the paper wit the pictures of the president's head Damn, it's like a motherfukin plague that spread It's epidemic; forgotten, forgotten it got worse I keep my head on straight, making money cause it's cursed." -2pacNever ever give up! Neva eva? Neva eva, eva eva!!
These are my flags...

THANK YOU, please come again. Don't forget your SLURPEE!