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Jonah

I'm out playing Ping-Pong in Ding-Dang

About Me

LIFE IS A BITCH, PIMP HER OUT AS HARD AS YOU CAN!!!!

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Jackson on why Chinese people have small penises

Me drunkenly playing the guitar @ David's crib
Jonah Playin Guitar

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OOOOh YOU TOUCH MY TRALALA!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU JAKE??

COUGAR MAYHEM!!! WE TRASH MIKES CAR!!! YESSSSS!!!

STEVE CAUGHT PICKING HIS NOSE AND WIPING IT ON HIS OWN SHIT EWWWW FUCKING GROSS!!! LOL

FORBES INCREDIBLE TALENT!!!

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My Blog

A Bunch of Random Facts

From: Xmas Cutie! Date: Dec 13, 2006 4:54 PM Subject DID YOU KNOW... Subject did u know? The average cough comes out of your mouth at 60MPH. Twinkies have a shelf life of about 25 ...
Posted by Jonah on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:00:00 PST

Awesome Examples of Guitar Playing!!!

To check out some awesome guitar playing check out these links below, they are all under YouTube This is an example of a yukelele cover of a George Harrison Song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8oxlPo...
Posted by Jonah on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:01:00 PST

Rachael's 6mo. old!!!

I can't believe how fast the time flies!!! Rachael just turned 6 months old today!!! she is so beautiful.....and sooo big!!! All the experiences that we've had have been just amazing and I believe tha...
Posted by Jonah on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 07:55:00 PST

The Riding "Shotgun" Bill of Rights

Section I - General Rules1) The first person to yell "SHOTGUN" gets to ride in the front seat.2) The remaining back seats may be divvied up in the same manner by being the first to call "back right se...
Posted by Jonah on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 08:35:00 PST

If you ever wanted to know anything about me......

SEVEN CIRCLES CIRCLE ONE: THE OUTSIDE 1. What's your name: JONAH ANDREW JUHASE2. How tall are you:  6'1"3. What color are your eyes: HAZEL4. What color is your hair: BROWN5. Are you Male or Femal...
Posted by Jonah on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 11:04:00 PST

The Godfather Part 3

Keep em comin bitch.....lol   My name is Mike C., and the ladies know. Just add lips, and watch me grow. Love how you call yourself a dirty KneeGrow. Get it, Knees, Grow, and then you blow, Whoa....
Posted by Jonah on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:09:00 PST

The Godfather Part 2

More of Mikes rhymes......by the way Mikey, you're a dickhead lol   If you want, you can take a walk down the pike, in some 10 inch spikes, lookin like a dyke. Stick your ass out and try to hitch...
Posted by Jonah on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:07:00 PST

The Godfather Part 1

This is Mike's battle rap about me.....he's a lyrical bastard isnt he   Right amber, no reds, just shorts and curlies. Jonah likes em muscular, big and burly, In the shower makin that chocolate-v...
Posted by Jonah on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:01:00 PST

A Long Road Man

Wow....it has been a hell of a long year for me. Today is Oct. 20th, 2006....exactly a year to the day since I was locked up in Richmond City Jail. And what a year it has been...there have been s...
Posted by Jonah on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:26:00 PST

I AM a Winner!

Wow, I can't believe it!!!! I WON THE PRIZE!!! I'm so thankful that I have Mike and Mallory to provide me with all these winning products!!! (these are bulletins, these 2 tards posted....thought I'd s...
Posted by Jonah on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 07:43:00 PST