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Cochino

We put the Laughter in Slaughter

About Me

My life can be described as somewhere between a Kerouac book and a Tom Waits song. Insomniac, alcoholic, perverted, self centered, asshole at times, too sweet at times, passive aggresive, confused and confusing, loyal to the core, feet in the clouds - head on the ground, creative, sarcastic, never serious, always serious, empty, walking contradiction, lost, found, turned around, forget & forgive, remember & hold grudges... alone. I'm a muse, i make others happy and give them perfect advice when i cant do the same for myself. My favorite car ever... *drool*

My Interests

I collect old records... yes records, as in 12 inch vinyl.. some 7 inch stuff, maybe 45's too if the mood strikes me. Mostly punk rock, So i spend a lot of time listening to them. Music is a huge part of my life, everything else comes second. Headaches, nausea, vomiting, facial paralysis, these are a few of my favorite venemous side effects.....

I'd like to meet:

im attracted to girls with issues... how sick is that? I LOVE knuckle tattoos, show me yours!

Music:

wow, this list could be years long... so heres just a few.... misfits, DK, rise against, bad religion, bad brains, black flag, tiger army, horrorpops, fugazi, flogging molly, dropkick murphys, iggy pop, mazzy star, tom waits, david bowie, nekromantix, new bomb turks... and many others

Movies:

The cremaster cycle, Apocolypse now, the city of lost children, adaptation, one hour photo, trainspotting, requiem for a dream, pi, memento, following, fucking amal, rebel without a cause, buffalo 66, any/all indie films

Television:

kill your tv

My Blog

its true, i swear....

it doesnt matter what time of day it is, CSI is on somewhere.... in at least one of its incarnations. This is not a good thing.
Posted by Cochino on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 08:30:00 PST

damn that blows...

i got ditched by my family tonight.... how shitty is that
Posted by Cochino on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 07:01:00 PST

yeah, i'll just keep on lovin you

if you dont keep score, you never loseand if you think i give up girl, i never doi never do....i'll just keep on lovin youoh on county road 9my old truck does 95...but i aint watchin the speed babe,ye...
Posted by Cochino on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 11:49:00 PST

life changing events

so before i end up with a worthless liver, or bleeding kidneys, or a dui or wasting away all my money or anything else horrible like that i have decided to go sober for a month.lets hope i dont go cra...
Posted by Cochino on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 12:01:00 PST

im sorry to destroy your beliefs...

.... but just because im beautiful doesn't mean i have an easy life
Posted by Cochino on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:15:00 PST

quote

name it -"on a long enough timeline the survival rate for everything drops to zero"
Posted by Cochino on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 02:15:00 PST

hahahaha, ooops! (for nerds)

so i completely understand now why modifying your computer without being certified completely voids all warranties.I installed an extra hard drive in my computer today, and I accidentally dropped one ...
Posted by Cochino on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:35:00 PST

things that confuse me, vol 1.

girls that take pictures while they're taking a piss.... so fuckin weird
Posted by Cochino on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 11:36:00 PST

this about sums it up

well i know i miss more than hitwith a face that was launched to sinkand i seldom feel the bright reliefits been the worst day since yesterdayif theres one thing i have saidis that the dreams i once h...
Posted by Cochino on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 06:18:00 PST

didnt think id say these words....

last night i went to my local watering hole to meet a friend, but she ended up getting stuck at work super late so i was the bar by myself, drinking like i know how to do...... a bit later i see some ...
Posted by Cochino on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:26:00 PST