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About Me

Don't keep me from myself.............you have been warned. The Bahamas is my home I am...ecclectic, and supremely well adjusted. I enjoy Pacific rim art, women who aren't afraid to make the first move and cashiers who give me the incorrect change. I feel that my philisophical views can be summed up by the following; Atheistic-Posthumanist Bulimic, I tend to want to throw up when I ingest judeo-christian/islamic views of God and Man's place in the universe. I also tend to be a provocateur (had you noticed?) I believe that the world of convicted belief has an enormous problem examining, anylizing and discarding the doctrines and commandments by which they attempt to live their lives...and mine. Keep your laws off my psyche. I mean really the ontological evidence for a supreme being is lacking at best. A set of 1700 year old chapters to books that the Apostles were aparantly to lazy to finish on their own so Constantine had to put them all together?! And sets of stories about morality and the afterlife told by a man who was apparently born circumcised!! I suppose that I must be tolerant, I will abide this foolish notion to quote Menken, "We must respect the other fellows religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart." -Jeremy "Jem" Holland out.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who do not waste their words, the english Language is precious to me, I'm a bit of a linguaphile. Mohandas Ghandi, Mary Queen of Scotts, Andre Baptiste, Steed Bonnett, "Calico" Jack Rackham, Oliver North, Meyer Lansky, Lord Byron, Theodore Roosevelt, Mao-Tse Tung, V.I. Lenin, John Lennon, the Duke of Wellington(1550-1609) Queen Elizabeth I, whoever invented Skittles.

My Blog

Stranger in a Srange Land

My dear readers, Time is relative, another year another sorrowful mention of the age we have lived. I tell you now...it ain't the years, it's the mileage. This heroes tale is at a crossroads, a...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:32:00 GMT

Schrodingers Cat

A cat is placed in a box together with a radioactive atom. If the atom decays, a hammer kills the cat; if the atom doesn't decay, the cat lives. As the atom is considerd to be in either st...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 16:11:00 GMT

The most painfull conversation I have ever had.......twice!!

Have you ever been on a date that was so painfully boring that you considered jabbing the fish fork into your right eye just for a laugh? Well I have and I would like to warn everyone that E-harmony L...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:10:00 GMT

When a Lifegaurd says "Duck" she doesnt mean fowl.

Is this what life boils down to? More of the same, everyday? What happened to the religious experiences of my youth, the nights captured in the heavenly embrace of mind expanding drugs, the mornings s...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 12:23:00 GMT

Diving makes everthing better!!

Well the last 72 hours might have convinced me that chewing on a bullet at full speed might not be the best course of action given my particular case. Myself, my buddy Clint and Alison had some r...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 10:55:00 GMT

THE ULTIMATE IN REALITY.

Here we have reached the birthday of THE nation state, the United States, those states that have been united. And here in this year of our lord 2007 I find myself in quite a state, jobless, penniless ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 22:51:00 GMT