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Jonathon

in my experience most of the boxes i open are empty.. but sometimes theres cheese stuck to the top..

About Me

Ok let me start off by giving you a little scenerio of what my life is all about. First off I am 21 years old I am single and I live in a van down by the river. This metephorical van has taken me to 3 different states and soon four. I was born in flordia and lived there until i was about one then my family moved me from there to pennesylvaina without checking with me first. I was only one but i knew what i wanted in life, and she lived right next door. So, after living in the steel country for about seven years, my father moved us to arizona the asshole of the united states. we lived there all of 14 minutes before my parents broke up and my mother took our confused ass's back to the steel country where we lived for only four more years before we had to break our friends hearts for the second time and move to georgia. The peach state ended up being a lot better that i thought and i spent the four best years of my life there makeing friends and kicking peoples ass's in wrestling. Then we( my bro and i) moved back to arizona to be with my dad for a few years and it was also fun to have some new face to smash into the wrestling mat. well this year my dad moved to iowa and decided to live there so he can see his pee freeze when it hits the ground and as for me and my bro we are taking our happy selves back to flordia where my whole messed up life began and try to make it down there.HOT Myspace Layouts

My Interests

wrestling,lifting weights,girls,makeing my life count for something
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I'd like to meet:

the president- so i can kick him in the nuts qwen stefani- so she can holla back at me chris farley- to be an apprentence under his comical genius self will ferrel- to do the same drake mccoy- so i can properly idolize the best wrestler i know stewie griffin- because he is the biggest diobolicale genius i know

Music:

country- brad paisly, keith urban, toby kieth, tim mcgraw,alan jackson,jimmy buffet,george streight,john michael mcgomery, josh turner, big and rich, kenny chesney,etc.

Movies:

any comedy made, beer fest, anchorman, super troopers, jackass one and two,etc.nicole in fish nets

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Television:

simpsons, futurama- especially zoidberg, family guy, american dad, blue collar tv,etc. Family Guy Clip

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Books:

what?

Heroes:

chris farley
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