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Tiffani

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Name: Just tiff
Birthday: 5/6
Birthplace: Cincinnati
Current Location: Indy
Eye Color: Depends
Hair Color: Red with Carmel highlights
Height: Shorter than I'd like to be
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidexterous
Heritage: Scots-Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Heels baby...
My Weakness: An innocent smile that implies more
Fears: Heights...or actually the abrupt stop at end of the fall
Perfect Pizza: No anchovies
Goal I Would Like To Achieve This Year: To be proud of all my choices
Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: What's up
Thoughts First Waking Up: Toothbrush
Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: When I get there
Most Missed Memory: He know's
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island
Chocolate or Vanilla: Impartial....why choose?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Daily
Do you Swear: Only when inspired to....
Do you Sing: In the shower
Do you Shower Daily: Who doesnt shower?
Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Attending currently
Do you want to get Married: If I met the right guy.....
Do you belive in yourself: Always
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not lately
Do you think you are Attractive: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Health Freak: Never
Do you get along with your Parents: The best I can...love them always
Do I like Thunderstorms: Can't get enough of the sound
Do I play an Instrument: Occassionally...when he's been a good boy
In the past month have I Drank Alcohol: I'm no angel....
In the past month have I Smoked: Daily
In the past month have I done Drugs: Not my bag baby.....
In the past month have I gone on a Date: Yes.....
In the past month have I gone to a Mall: I was on a mission....
In the past month have I eaten a box of Oreos: Never
In the past month have I eaten Sushi: Twice even...
In the past month have I been on Stage: Absolutely
In the past month have I been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have I gone Skinny Dipping: It's been a minute...
In the past month have I Stolen Anything: Never
Ever been Drunk: Absolutely
Ever been called a Tease: Definitely
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Only a few hearts
How do I want to Die: Quickly but neatly enough to make a nice corpse
What do I want to be when I Grow Up: Nurse
What country would I most like to Visit: Kenya
In a Man.....
Favorite Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Depends
Height: Tall
Weight: Ideally hot....height weight proportional
Best Clothing Style: Dressed to impress but looking good in them jeans
Number of Drugs he has taken: Tricks are for kids....and nobody's perfect...but I perfer a non loser
Number of CDs: Who cares?
Number of Piercings: Dont care
Number of Tattoos: I love body art- just no billboard boys
Number of things in the Past he Regrets: In my experience...perfect people are lying or just really boring..
BLAH, BLAH,BLAH....
Status: Relationship.... Blinded- by my own Closeness
Home: Apartment.
Where do I Live: Suburbs.
Vehicles I Own: 1 Vehicle.
Longest Relationship: 4 years.
I......
am spiritual, not religious.
loathe hipocrites.
am at peace with my body.
am happy with my home.
am happy with my car.
am for the death penalty.
usually vote.
am really ticklish.
sometimes shut out others.
love animals.
cook well.
love to laugh till my face hurts.
have gotten lost in the city.
have gone out in public in my pajama's.
How do I feel about sex:
Can't get enough of it, but I'm a monogamous nympho.
Im sucker for sexy eyes and a sexy smile-
Sex is just sex...to say anything is unusual or kinky is judgement call I'm not willing to make about others.
If your a serious photographer, artist, involved in the movie industry (not porn), or someone willing to discuss a serious project contact me personally.
If your looking to hook up...forget it... save us both the trouble. Profile states quite clearly..."Friends and Networking"

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Like minded individuals who don't take themselves too seriously. Honestly- just trying this on for a bit.

Dear Alcohol,

First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours.
As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed.
The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holidays, hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings.
However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions.
While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:
1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m.
2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a kebab, a butter chicken curry along with a sausage with cheese,onion and mustard (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit kat after a few sweet chilli and sour cream old dutch chips)? I'm an eclectic eater, but I think you went too far this time.
3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock.
4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken ie water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities.
Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets.
In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.

Thank you,

Your biggest fan

P.S.

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Nope, no more beer for me.
2. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
3. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
4. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

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My Blog

FYI................

Honestly, I have to put a disclaimer on this one....... Most of the people on my friends list are people I know or engage in some meaningful way in my life, those I've met that I have conversatio...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 21:39:00 GMT

Words...

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Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 23:18:00 GMT

...not another one

For the jerk or stupid people in general....(everyone else bear with me) I once saw a funny comment pic on myspace that I think may characterize or shape this discussion whichever you prefer....who kn...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 08:53:00 GMT

..wisdom garnished from mistakes(amended)

It comes in many forms, when you least expect it, and occasionally sneaks up and bites you on the ass because you never paid attention to what you were really feeling. Having love for someone is ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 20:58:00 GMT

With me it's all about substince..the rest is just details.

They say it takes days to intrigue....months to admire...time to trust....and lifetime to get to really know someone. Shame it takes unnessesary incidents, careless words, and false pride to ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 02:56:00 GMT

Not just pretty words.......

Ten things idiots do on myspace......(Thanks Jamie -some things like it or not are just gospel) 1.There is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker. It does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 19:14:00 GMT

A my space statement from the Office of Biatch.......

Honestly - I'm really not looking to hook up or find the "love of my life" on here..... So if I don't know you and you write me with that song and dance your email will probably end up in the circular...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 08:44:00 GMT