*erik* =SHIKA'S girlbeater,,

Hi, my name is Erik...actually Prince Erik. The ulterior motive for me Myspacing is to reunite with my beautiful Princess.My Princess and I used to live on the planet of Polyester (true story, I swear). We once were the rulers of the planet. It was a beautiful Kingdom that we ruled. We always put the happiness of our people first. That’s why the Polyians, the citizens of Polyester, just adored and loved our leadership.
My Princess and I were very much in love. It was like we were in a cartoon land that everyone could throw out fireballs when they say cool things,but we were the only ones that could shoot it out of our eyeballs.It was like we were in a cartoon land where everything was in black and white, but we were the only ones who were in color.
So yea, one day this thing struck Polyester,taking out a chunk of the planet that ONLY I was standing on (wtf man). So there I drifted aimlessly in outer space until I landed on the Planet Earth. Earth is coolbeans, but I’m just not happy without my Princess and the Polyians.
While on Earth, I met a guy named Tom From Myspace (pretty cool dude, BTW). He told me about this MYSPACE thing and told me how I can network through people to finally get reunited with my Pretty Princess. Along the way, I have met some awesome people. Each day, I get more and more clues on how I can locate my Pretty Princess.
Maybe you guys have seen her?...here's a description: My Princess is VERY beautiful.She is tall with a perfect body.OH MAN!!!...*silence* ...she has a bad ass sense of humor, and is a real lady. SO yea...if you spot her, please let me know... OR Princess #!%$#&^&$%^ (amnesia caused by the crash,I can't remember her name),if you see this...come back to me baby. Anyways, I would really appreciate the help. Thanks.