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Glitter GraphicsDICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS40-ish - 49 / Adventurous - Slept with everyone / Athletic - No tits/ Average looking - Ugly/ Beautiful - Pathological liar/ Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills/ Emotionally secure - On medication/ Feminist - Fat/ Free spirit - Junkie/ Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person/ Fun - Annoying/ New Age - Body hair in the wrong places/ Open-minded - Desperate/ Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing/ Passionate - Sloppy drunk/ Professional - Bitch/ Voluptuous - Very Fat/ Large frame - Hugely Fat/ Wants Soul mate - StalkerWOMEN'S ENGLISH:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No We need = I want I am sorry = you'll be sorry We need to talk = you're in trouble Sure, go ahead = you better not Do what you want = you will pay for this later I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?Men's English:1. I am hungry = I am hungry. 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy. 3. I am tired = I am tired. 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage. 5. I love you = Let's have sex now. 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay.