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Geniuses, musicians and those with great tales of life.

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My Top 8 Text Messages

Well ladies and gentle folk, these are some humorous antidotes and jovial texts I've sent on my cell-capone this month....From dan to levi- "I was behind a portly gruff woman today at Dolly O donuts, ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 02:51:00 GMT

I hate

    i hate wool sheets, it's like sleeping in someones beard.
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 22:44:00 GMT

TOP 7 USELESS JOBS!!!

Here are some employment venues I think we can all live without, reply with one of your own, and I'll add it THE TOP 7 USELESS JOBS!!! 7. The Organ Grinder - He is unphased by the fact ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 23:54:00 GMT

The New Questionaire

I concocted this questionaire on the grounds that all the rest are shear garbage. Who gives a rats a$$ how many oreos you've eaten in the last month. These are the questions that people really want to...
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 22:52:00 GMT

Idiots

     What's with the people with rebar strapped to their roof, doing 90 down 101S in their 1983 Chevy Celebrations? This is a car engineered to fail. It's pretty much a go-kart wit...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 16:04:00 GMT

My Pet Peeves Rant

Pet peeves, we all got 'em, here's a few of mine. 1. I hate people who have their windshield wipers in panic mode when it's merely sprinking. I pride myself on a good wipe to rain ratio. 2. "mom" driv...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 09:51:00 GMT