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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net hey guys, my name is jess and u can call me jess, or whatever else that floats your boat, i don't really mind. i am quite a crazy person if u dont know me, and free-spirited.im very silly, almost stupid, but love to make people laugh laugh laugh...the entertainer!i say the word ''vibe'' alot, and my favourite cartoon is johnny bravo, and hey arnold(football head),im a kid at heart i guess and i really don't wanna grow up...when i get to eighteen i just wanna stop.my friends are really the only people i need and i dunno what i would do without them. i always have something to say, no matter what, which could be a bad thing but who realy knows? i think that im nice to everyone, well atleast i really do try, but some people get the wrong impression, i really don't mean to come across as being rude or a bitch, coz i really don't think im that kind of person. i believe that the past is the past and nothing you can do will change it so if something goes bad you can either move on or make it better by fixing the problem, thats what i try to do.i really hate it when people fight, can't we have world peace?lol.i love the subjects i take at school, i never ever get bored, coz i take art, drama, consumer studies and (woopie) PHOTOGRAPHY!!i always have too much to get done in way too little time, and it stresses me out but i get through it.im NEVER EVER EVER too busy for my friends, my friends come over and above anything else in the universe.really!i like mostly every kind of music, and basically im generally a very happy person who is content with my life.i have a few issues with trust, i tend to trust everyone and anyone, and thats where the mistakes come in.i dont take many things very seriously but if i trust you, little things can make me upset, dont ask, its a messed up cycle.i really dont like it when people make hasty assumptions and judge other people, i also dont like anyone who think they are better than anyone else, we are all in the same fishbowl we call the world, so why not help eachother out. u can come to me for advice anytime u like, i love to help others. i also love to have fun!! my favourite fruit is...um...kiwi, i think, and my favourite person in the world at the moment is_______...shall remain nameless.hehe. it could be you.lol. overall, im kind and caring i think and if you like me, im sure that i will like you too. it takes alot(i mean ALOT) for me to dislike someone, even just a lil bit.im weird, really i do know that. i think you just about know me better than most people right now so thats a good thing right?MY MSN ADDY IS: [email protected]
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.netChances are.. When someone is suppost to be there they wont be..Most people you fall in love with will fucking break your heart.At some point you'll hate yourself.You will never please everyone.. Not everyone will like the person that you are.There will come a time when everything in your life falls to pieces.Thats Life And The Truth is.. Life is about living about having no regrets, about using past experiences to change the future. Everyone can be something if they really try... And the only person that can help you, really is yourself...
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i love everything that i do, that's why i do it! Photography, i love! and art, and i also really anjoy drama. thats why they are my subjects at school, lol... Get Your Own! | View Slideshow
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I'd like to meet:

well, hmm..i would really like to meet Johnny Depp, but what girl wouldnt..there are alot of people i would love to meet, maybe you're one of them?
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Music:

oh shit, if i was to start naming the music i enjoy, i would be here all day and i really don't have that kind of time!
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Movies:

um...have u ever seen Fluke? its so sad. napolean Dynamite. White Chicks. The notebook. Diary of a mad black woman( funniest movie ever!!!). Green street hooligans. Pirates of the Carib! and lots more but i can't think now, i love movies, lol!
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Television:

i dont watch tv a lot, simply because i dont have that kind of time on my hands.. but i do enjoy Will&Grace, the drew carey show, Grounded for life, Joey, and Two and a Half men! yayayayaya!

Books:

i read? well only sometimes... hardly ever, once again, i dont have the damn time! but you must read: Anybody out there? by...umm, Marion Keys i think...don't quote me! :)

Heroes:

my ultimate hero is...*drumroll* its a secret!

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jessica Leigh Shimmin
Birthday: 29th of Mayoh yeah! GEMINI!!!
Birthplace: um...i dunno...
Current Location: outside cavendish square at the office...
Eye Color: blue green?
Hair Color: blonde brown?
Height: no ways, i have no clue..
Right Handed or Left Handed: right...i type with both
Your Heritage: whats that?
The Shoes You Wore Today: my cha- cha heels (hehe nene!)
Your Weakness: um...boys in general...jokes!
Your Fears: im scared of trains...haha!
Your Perfect Pizza: any type. i love pizzaaaaa!!!!!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: i wanna be clever like Jenna Nicholls...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i love you damnit!
Thoughts First Waking Up: get out of bed you lazy shit!!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: u tell me!
Your Bedtime: whenever i want- GOSH!!!!!!1
Your Most Missed Memory: um...this last wkend..i wanna go back to it, it was awesome!
Pepsi or Coke: why choose when i have both in the fridge?
MacDonalds or Burger King: MCDONALDS, i live in SA...duh!
Single or Group Dates: Single...more intimite. hehe!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: both damnit!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both again!
Cappuccino or Coffee: whats the diffs?
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: nope
Do you Sing: YES, all the time, and at least i sound better than Ashlin! GOOOSH!!!
Do you Shower Daily: YES, how dirty do u think i am?
Have you Been in Love: at the time, i reli did think so...
Do you want to go to College: i think so...
Do you want to get Married: hopefully
Do you belive in yourself: i would have a shit life if i didnt...
Do you get Motion Sickness: when i read in the car...a moving car...
Do you think you are Attractive: no ways
Are you a Health Freak: at times...
Do you get along with your Parents: nah...not until the morning after at least...
Do you like Thunderstorms: YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Do you play an Instrument: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: *sigh* YES!!!!
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: um, no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes, two mins ago...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope i cant recall that i have...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: YESSSS!!!!!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope, damnit!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a piece of lead for my clutch pencil, sssshhh! i swear i will replace it!!
Ever been Drunk: u shud no me well enuf to answer that urself...
Ever been called a Tease: all the time, it hurts people...cuts me real deep! hehe
Ever been Beaten up: yes, my sister sucks!
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: HORRIFICALLY!! so that my name will be in headlines to come for years!!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a graphic designer or something to do with fashion or arty things...or something to do with photography!
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam...is that a country???
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair: doesnt matter...FLIP, im not a shallow person okay...
Height: i dig down deep to the PERSONALITY!!
Weight: i dont judge on looks damnit!
Best Clothing Style: doesnt matter ffs!!!
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: too many to go count, geez!!
Number of Piercings: two
Number of Tattoos: none :(
Number of things in my Past I Regret: why would i regret anything i do???
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You scored as Very horny. You are very horny. You have a lot of desire. You get hard or wet very easily. Be careful to not let your sex drive go too far.Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!

Very horny


75%

Super Horny


69%

Not horny


50%

Normal Horny


44%

A little horny


25%
How horny are you? (with pics)
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You scored as Brunette. You should be a brunette!

Brunette


67%

Blond


58%

Red head


58%

Black hair


33%
Which hair should u have...blonde? brown? black? red? (pics!)
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You scored as Downright Dirty. You are downright dirty. You love to be touched and to touch. You love all sorts of kinky shit and tongue is your specialty. :P

Downright Dirty


100%

Tease


100%

Hopeless Romantic


75%

Passive


63%

Sweet


38%
Whats your kissing style?
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You scored as Mysterious. You wish to hide who you are from all those around you. You find it very hard to trust people. You also may enjoy the fun that comes from playing mind games with others around you.My advice Get out there and reveal the true you if only to one person!

Mysterious


83%

Eyes full of Pain


67%

Passion


58%

Diamond Eyes


33%
What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)
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Stoner


80 %

Punk


80 %

Emo Kid


80 %

Ghetto


60 %

Geek / Nerd


60 %

Hot


60 %

Goth


50 %

Jock


40 %

Loner


0 %

Prep


0 %
What Highschool Clique Do You Belong To? Created at Quiz.ws The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kind of sex - Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on!
You scored as Face. You are attracted to: faces. You are a face person.

Face


92%

Abs/Stomach


50%

Butt


50%

Penis


33%

Boobs


0%
What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics) ver. 2.0
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You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.

A Slave To BDSM


88%

Sex God


85%

Virgin


48%

A Romantic


40%
How are you in bed
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You scored as Very Sexy. You scored (cue music) VERY SEXY! You are a sexy girl who doesn't act too much on it, which is good, cuz skanky = bad.

Slutty Sexy


83%

Very Sexy


83%

Not Sexy.


67%

Secret Sexy.


58%
What Type Of Sexy Are You? (For Girls, But Guys If You're Bored)
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You scored as short but sweet.

short but sweet


100%

experimenting kisser


100%

passionate kisser


67%

just not a kisser @ all


0%
what kind of kiss are u??
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You scored as ohhh yea definantly. wow, ya id probaly like you!

ohhh yea definantly


80%

its possible...


80%

i don't think so...


80%
would i like u? (girls only).
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Favourite pass time? having fun with friends...
Favourite thing to do? Go out and have fun! and just acting like a child...hehe!
Something you really wanna do but havnt? UM...well..i cant reeeaaallly share that coz its um..sumin about sum1..
Do you like someone? YEP :) pretty much...
if so, who? hahahaha! u think im gonna publicise it? Yeah whatver...but he aint on myspace, at least i dont think...lol
whose your best friend on myspace? um...i have many...
Who do you trust with your life from myspace? CHYNENE DAMNIT, she got my back! haha!
Who do you comment most on myspace? probs ashlin, i have no idea why..haha!
How often are you on myspace? quite often, i just check my comments and shit...
Do you have bebo? yep i do...
happiest you've been in the past week? OMG, last night...hmm *thinks about last night*
in the past month? month? i cant remember what i did lst week...photo shoot on clifton???
in the past year? Dont even go that far back...how could i just choose one moment out of 365 days? u mad survey you...
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