Did you just spit on that mans leg you twat? |
What is it with people spitting everywhere? I mean, generally, the excretion of bodily fluids in public (I'm not talking about having a piss behind a bush here), is frowned upon in society, and yet, i...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 02:41:00 GMT |
Cheese Chart |
As an homage to my friend 'You never know when you're going to need cheese' Carl, who inexplicably brought some cheese to the pub the other day, I've decided to create a cheese chart and publish the r...
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 03:00:00 GMT |
Pointless things, part 376. Fake Nails. |
Fake Nails. What the feck is the point? Seriously? Now, I'm as big a pervert as the next guy, and i'm actually quite fond of long nail's on a girl - in fact, a girls hands are something i always find ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 05:05:00 GMT |
Human's laying eggs? Total self-sufficiency |
Considering the whole cloning thing, I wonder if it's possible to make it so that humans can lay eggs. Surely it must be.
My reasoning is this. With all the famine and starving in the world, if...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 03:26:00 GMT |
Goat chat. |
Have you ever wondered what noise a goat makes?I've been chatting to a friend in the middle east, and we can't work it out. Most animals are obvious, horses neigh or whinny ,
cows moo, etc. We se...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:04:00 GMT |
FISHFACE & HAPPY BOBBLESTUMP |
Well then. 2 weeks into my new year, and I've managed none of my plans. I have managed to write a tiny bit more of my book, but I'm suffering from some kind of writers block at the moment - A real lac...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:02:00 GMT |
D4 Damager, power to the people, back once again for the renegade master |
Happy New year all. God you're all beautiful. I'm so lucky to have such beautiful f'kin people reading my blog. Specially Char and V-Plate!!
Anyway, Christmas/New Year was a bit boring. Didn't do a lo...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 06:42:00 GMT |
BASTARDS!!!!! and nice people too..... |
Firstly, can I say what an utter bunch of fucking tosswits these myspace hackers are. If you're reading this blog, then yeah, I mean you. Out of order shitbags.
Basically, some twat managed to hijack ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 06:56:00 GMT |
So then........ |
Well, I might finally have some luck. I've been asked by a website I write for, to do a full article on a forthcoming sports event. And, subsquently, a leading 'mens magazine' has shown an interest in...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 05:30:00 GMT |
Back to Life, back to reality |
Well, Belgrade was fun. Spent four days wandering round, doing cultural things, and drinking. A lot. Saturday was like hell - after a marathon session with Sacha and Marko, I woke up after just 4 hour...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 05:19:00 GMT |
