What can I say? I have been described as the perfect man, which is nice. People tend to meet me by chance (while looking under the table, etc.) and then fall madly in love with me. After that, they become close friends and I stay in their lives from then on.
I like to think of myself as a nice guy (size isn't everything) and I'm on a mission to travel the world imparting my knowledge of the art of perfection to the men who quite clearly need my help.
