Emma Louise™

It's amazing how people think their snide comments have any impact on my life.
REVISED.
I won't reply to your messages or comments if:
You thank me for adding you. Especially if you've added me.
Your MySpace name is ridiculous, e.g. a long sentence with no spaces and random pointless symbols.
Your default picture is of anything apart from you, I don't want to speak to a shitty icon thank you.
You call me anything along the lines of: honey, babe, doll etc.
You constantly feel the need to write stupidly, wHeThEr It'S lIkE tHiS or LIKE THIS. How much time do you have?
You can't use English. This isn't a text message. You have enough room to include vowels.
You now think I'm a complete bitch for saying this. Or that I think I'm better than you because I use words fully. I happen to be in love with English literacy so can you please not spit on it.
However, I will reply if:
I know you
You live near me, then we actually have something to talk about.
You can spell.
You can read.
You're attractive [I have no reason to lie to you]
I like guys:
covered in tattoos
covered in piercings
who have amazing hair
with a sense of humour
If you don't match this criteria
I don't want to fuck you
Stop trying.
I've written this so many times that you know more about me than I do. To the left is nothing more than the answer to a five second question. But to your right is the beginning to an infinite road of no return. Drive fast and keep quiet for the dead.
All actions have consequences, even those that do not seem much of a hazard at the time. Whatever will be written by you or by myself will result in a new way of thinking. You will perhaps find someone who matches your views or even find a worthy opponent to argue your views against, and I will find the same.
I enjoy piecing words together and then tearing them apart. I am fascinated with sentences, structure and imagination. Words can inspire the world, write down everything you think and one day you could inspire a nation. I hate slang, there is no need for it. Everyone knows how to speak, you write the same way. Reading and Writing is taught in school for a reason, listen and enjoy it while you can. I don't expect you to be able to speak or write perfectly, just think before you act.
You cannot expect people to live your life for you and you cannot force your ideas on to someone and expect them to think the same. I feel that religion does that. Religion is a personal choice and should therefore be kept personal. In religion, as well as politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand. I believe that religion is the human response to being alive and having to die. If you need that certain thing in your life to depend on because you're scared of life and death then fine but if you're going to be narrow-minded enough to think that it is the only possiblity, and there can't be any other option then just don't bother reading on.
Meet the family:
She's pretty much my wife
She's like the sister I never had
My husband's a cunt
You've probably already noticed but I am a philosophical little shit when I want to be. A lot of the time I'm talking out my ass, but what I say isn't usually what I'm thinking. If you've ever experienced a real deep conversation with me you'll notice that I stare blankly as though I'm look right through you, I'm not. I'm listening. Your words are slowly inspiring my brain, so i can see how you see the world. I'll probably know who you are within a few moments of meeting you, I'll know things you wish I didn't. I like reactions and so I may cause confrontation with a few people but be warned I am a determined person and once you get me started it's hard to get me to stop. I have the ability to zone in on someone's deepest insecurity and tear them apart.
this man is a genius