Hello to my league of well-wishers and fans out there!!! Without you I wouldn't be where I am today....For some years now people have been curious as to the so-called "rumors" surrounding the "Petkoslam", so today for the record, I will lay the rumors to rest and explain the facts and fallacies behind the Petkoslam which has not only set the world, but the ladies on fire!! I would like to mention first and foremost that the idea was not conceived solely by myself, I would also like to like to give mad props to V Factor who was also responsible for the birth of one of the most revolutionary sexual positions since the Karma Sutra. As most pieces of genius are created whilst on the cans, the Petkoslam is no exception. I believe it was a Friday night at the Gully Hotel some 4 years ago now. There I was drinking with my mates when I mentioned a little routine that I had been mulling over, but had not yet tried with the ladies. Instantly after the name for the Greatest sexual manouvre ever was conceived, however no one was prepared for it to be actually used in practice.....No one except Marko. I had the tenacity and strive of a dog on heat to give it a bash...and boy did it pay off........What is the Petkoslam?In a nutshell, the Petkoslam is a maneuver whereby the doodle is manipulated into the “mangina†pose thereby leaving it protruding from the back of the legs. From here is where it gets a bit tricky. Many imitators have failed and even in one case had irreparable damage to the doodle. In the mangina pose you take your lady, or man – whichever is your preference. The Petkoslam doesn’t discriminate based on sexuality, and for the record this has only ever been tried on the lady’s, however there is no reason that this couldn’t work on a dude – but I ain’t down with that shit!! Back to the explanation….the lady must get on all fours, or as is commonly known as the “doggy†position. Then I think everyone who reads this (which probably will be no one) can figure out what to do next. The good times will soon follow and your woman or man respectively will be forever gagging for some Petkoslam!! WARNING:Please consult myself or a trained Petkoslam professional in your local area before trying this for yourself. My trained professionals have been hand picked and are fully knowledgeable in all aspects of the technique and would only be too happy to field any of your question and queries.I will explain in further detail throughout this site and hopefully you will have a better understanding of where I am coming from and lead you down a path to a new, exciting place that is taking the world by storm.Yours Sincerely,Marko Petrovski
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