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Joan Crizelda

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

me umm...So you want to know me? Well better HOLD ON to your COFFEE CUP because HERE WE GO,,, first let me give you a WARNING because you might CRY at what you might read,,, but I’m telling you that if you would just LISTEN, DON’T SPEAK, and SHUT UP, BEHIND BLUE EYES you’ll see and know the REAL me THIS I PROMISE YOU,,, hehehe,,, since YOU DON’T KNOW MY NAME,,, MY NAME IS Jaiciel but you can call me Jai. Don’t RUNAWAY,,, IM STILL HERE,,, (“,) eneweiz,,, I'd like to describe myself as PERFECT but that would be COMPLICATED because I’m not SUPERMAN,,, IM JUST A GIRL who is simply,,, IRRESISTABLE! HEY YA, bawal ang komontra! I’m not being SELFISH but ITS MY LIFE your reading here,,, hehehe,,, (",) I’m a HAPPY, kulet, CRAZY, funny, SWEET LIKE CHOCOLATE, bait, friendly, OVERPROTECTED, hyper, and simple gurl. In short IM REAL!! Be careful ha?! You might get ADDICTED to me,,, hehehe,,, I have many HIDDEN AGENDA’s but those will be THINGS I'LL NEVER SAY to anyone,,, so if you’re one GOSSIP FOLK,,, TRY AGAIN. But WHAT IF WE FIT TOGETHER or you’re someone CLOSE to me??! Well you’re LUCKY because that’s an exemption,,, (",) When it comes to friends I value them. NO STRINGS ATTACHED, They’re the BIGGEST PART OF ME I love to hang out -CRUISIN, laugh trips, GIRL TALK, INUMAN NA especially bonding- with them. WHENEVER, WHEREVER [WHATEVER], ‘Im with my barkada/friends I wish that my TIME STANDS STILL. AINT IT FUNNY?! I guess,,, but that’s JUST MY IMAGINATION,,, SOMETIMES I have A MOMENT LIKE THIS wherein I just want to be with ME MYSELF AND I, and STAY at home and pretend that I’m in a PASSENGER SEAT off to spend ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE. Sorry if I’m TAKIN’ YOUR TIME or I’m BUGGIN you but WHAT YOU GONNA DO? Say BYE,BYE,BYE? UH OH! Don’t go because I’LL BE OFFICIALLY MISSING YOU! EI I’m not OUT OF MY LEAGUE I’m just BARELY BREATHIN but I still GOTTA GET THROUGH THIS so bare with me for being WEIRD (“,) However,,, if you want to find me just go to my house near the OCEAN DRIVE or look for me OUTSIDE but not in the LAUNDROMAT or IN DA CLUB because I rarely go there,,, (“,) So onto THE NEXT EPISODE,,, there are times where I can be moody, and UNWELL, but don’t be SCARED because I’m not TOXIC and that doesn’t mean I have a BLACK,BLACK,HEART,,, besides that only happens when I’m ON A HIGH or when I have FUNNY FEELINGS like being down/bad/in the dumps. Is still there some SPACE BETWEEN or do I need to RE-RE-WIND? Just BREATHE, have a MILKSHAKE and be CALM LIKE A BOMB and you’ll TAKE THE MESSAGE,,, Hmm what else? I like to take things NICE AND SLOW,,, I’m not rushing into things like finding STAN, JIMMY THE EXPLORER, IRIS, THE SCIENTIST or in other terms THE ONE who could MESMERIZE and BRING ME TO LIFE and SAVE ME from being LOST IN SPACE,,, besides WHY WORRY? Life is to BEAUTIFUL to be WASTING TIME searching for a HERO that YOU don’t know where to find,,, PARDON ME but I’m not NUMB, and definitely not LIKE A STONE, I don’t need a CURE or a REMEDY either,,, BELIEVE me! I’ve just learned to be smarter and STRONGER and I’m just following the VOICE WITHIN,,,(“,) besides if THIS LOVE, SOMEDAY WE’LL KNOW, does cross my path,,, I know I wont be too COLORBLIND to see it and I’ll definitely welcome it WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN,,, hehehe,,, magdrama ba daw? (“,) Well that’s basically me,,, at least you have an idea of who am I,,, I hope I did not make you SLEEP ALL DAY while reading this or if you did, you could just read it ONE MORE TIME,,, hehehe,,, after all EVERYTHING YOU WANT to know is taken FROM THE INSIDE,,, by the way WHO ARE YOU? CAN WE STILL BE FRIENDS? (“,) If you want to add me its: [email protected] OH WELL I guess I better TAKE IT FROM HERE and use a WHITE FLAG to call the BIG YELLOW TAXI to DRIVE and TAKE ME AWAY because I have NOTHIN ELSE to say,,, (",)

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