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MORONICA

U WHORE....GIMME THAT WAND!!

About Me

I am a gay male from the Pennsylavania. Area(SO FUCKIN WUT EVERYBODY'S GAY NOWADAYS LOL) . . I am an avid fan of Jayne Mansfield and Veronica Lake Fan. I enjoy classic hollywood films such as "The Girl Cant Help It" and "The Post Man Always rings Twice".I started doing drag 4 1/2 years ago and started doing Shows as An Amature Queen the last 2 1/2 years Ago. I recently came the 1st runner up in the "Illusions Pride Pageant" and Was Recently Crowned for the "Miss Amature Illusions"................Biggest misconception about me is" Because i'm a drag queen so that automatically makes me want to be a women, or get guys to fuck me in drag, (and worse yet)i have a "Diva Complex"...all up the above is so far from the truth and i think people should not judge u by ur appearance..atleast get an idea of what kinda person i am..then decide if u wanna talk/hangout with me!...............................M - Mystical O - Odd R - Revolutionary N - Neglected I - Influential C - Clumsy A - Awesome _ L - Lucky A - Ambitious K - Keen E - Exquisite"

My Interests

Drag Performances , Clubing , Drawing / Sketching,avid Jayne Mansfield and other classic hollywood actresses fan!..i volunteer on occasion because i like to help out others ...internet,chattin surfing the web is fun too!

I'd like to meet:

I enjoy meeting new people and making new friends.I'd like to meet people who sare sum interests with me or atleast have sum common ground that we could relate....i don't care 4 shit starters,crazy ppl,or drugheads who only like u when they want money....as 4 the datin/relationship area...i've made peace with the fact that i maybe single 4 quite sumtime..but who knos..maybe my beartrap will snap onto sumbody's foot lol!..

Music:

Sarah McClachlan , Sarah Brightman , Gold Frapp, Garbage, Rob Zombie, Hole,Suzanne Vega, Disco, 80's,3 Dog Night, Blondie,..i generally like music from the 50's to present.and like a little from every genre..alotta dance/pop

Movies:

The Post Man Always rings Twice ,The Girl Cant Help It, The Crying Game, Bone Collector , Night of the Demons,The Girl Can't Help It, Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?, Silence of the Lambs, Hellraiser(first 3,installments),i'm a sucker 4 a good slapstick comedy,drama,sci-fi,horror,and love bio's and documentaries if they strike my interests..but mostly comedy and a good gory horror movie

Television:

Noah's Ark , CSI , Law and Order SVU , Reba , The Chelsea Handler Show , Campus Ladies,SpongeBob Squarepants, Snapped, AB FAB, Are you Being Served?, MADTV, A&E/biography ,Sex and the City, Snapped, Six Feet Under, Dr.90210, cuz i so want a nose job,chin job, Forehead, botox, OH HELL! take me to MIDAS 4 a full body overhaul lmao

Books:

Making Faces , Face Forward , Crappy Tabloid Mags, Swingin Chicks of the 60's, Sumtimes i read the paper..mostly the crime,obits,or local news

Heroes:

Monique , Ant , Margaret Cho , Jessica Lange, Kathy Najimy and Mo Gaffney, Roseanne, Jane Fonda, America Ferrera,Howard Stern,Harvey Fierstein,Paula Poundstone,Lisa Lampenelli,Lewis Black,

My Blog

bad typer!

bad typing sux..but its funny how alotta wut ppl say comes out in how bad its typed ..i'm a gr8 example of this lol..i am a computer illiterate..but its  nice to know i'm not the worst lol..anyho...
Posted by MORONICA on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 07:01:00 PST

wow! i think my run as an "OK" Drag Performer has come to a close

I totally sucked in the pageant..not to mention the show i did a month b4 it.. i always felt i was an ok qween..but so many ppl's comments and insults have really made me reevaluate my position on thi...
Posted by MORONICA on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 04:36:00 PST

STUPID ASS CHAIN LETTERS!

I don't know why people insist on sending them to me or anyone else ..i don't understand the point..i so fucking hate being guilted into passin them along..u know wut i'm talking about....CHAIN LETTER...
Posted by MORONICA on Thu, 03 May 2007 01:58:00 PST

Why there should be no "Professional Critics"!

Everybody has there own likes and dislikes..so wuts the point in having someone else critique ur image,personality,habits and so on.... Eventhough, a majority may agree with one person's point of view...
Posted by MORONICA on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:02:00 PST

moronica_lake

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Posted by MORONICA on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 12:42:00 PST