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Amanda, herself

don't just stare at it, eat it.

About Me

I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It can not be corrected but I have no other way to fulfill my needs.I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown, some homeless people- maybe 5 or 10, an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed some old fagot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it. Some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even ate some of their brains...and... I tried to cook a little. I just had to kill a LOT of people this year. and I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. So yeah, I don't know...I guess I'm a pretty sick person. ____________________

My Interests

deviantART Gallery: http://proto-synth.deviantart.com/ ............................................................ .......................................................[coup le of my sketches]

I'd like to meet:

George "Dubbuhya", so I can remove him from power and replace him with a carrot.

Music:

A Tribe Called Quest, Aesop Rock, Air, Beastie Boys, The Beatles, Beck, The Beatnuts, Bell Biv DeVoe, Bjork, Billy Idol, Bone Thugs, Broken Social Scene, Cibo Matto, Common, The Cure, Cypress Hill, Death Cab for Cutie, Depeche Mode, Dizzee Rascal, Dr. Octagon, Duran Duran, Echo and The Bunnymen, Eminem, Erykah Badu, Eyedea and Abilities, The Flaming Lips, The Impossibles, Interpol, Jane's Addiction, Jurassic 5, Luscious Jackson, Kool Keith, Mazzy Star, Modest Mouse, Mos Def, Mystic Journeymen, Nirvana, NOFX, Operation Ivy, Outkast, People Under the Stairs, The Pharcyde, Pink Floyd, Pixies, Placebo, Porno for Pyros, Public Enemy, Radiohead, The Roots, Run DMC, Scissor Sisters, Sigur Ros, Smashing Pumpkins, The Sugarcubes, Talib Kweli, Tears for Fears, Tenacious D, They Might be Giants, Tool, Tricky, Underworld, Ween

Movies:

American Psycho, Kentucky Fried Movie, Aeon Flux (the complete animated collection), Ghost in the Shell, The Work of Director Michel Gondry, Gummo, Napoleon Dynomite, Waking Life, The House of Yes, Party Girl, Evil Dead, CKY2K, A Clockwork Orange, The Lost Boys, Welcome To The Dollhouse, Donnie Darko, Orgazmo, Pi, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Best In Show, Serial Mom, Ginger Snaps (lolz)

Television:

The Chappelle Show, Ren & Stimpy, Moral Orel, Southpark, Sifl & Olly, Liquid Television, ATHF, Sealab 2021, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Golden Girls

Heroes:



This is my Chinchilla. His name is Lunch Box. He's probably the coolest little guy ever in life.

My Blog

Our New Bebe

This is our brand new 5 week old half calico/ half tabby kitten. Her name is Boogie, but we call her "Daps" for short. Boogie because her hind area runs faster than her front side making it look like ...
Posted by Amanda, herself on Sat, 20 May 2006 02:19:00 PST

Day One:

Started my 1st day of real volunteer work at the hospital today. It was pretty awkward. I spent most of the day in the Oncology Unit, which is for children with cancer and sickle cell anemia. I went ...
Posted by Amanda, herself on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 01:58:00 PST

We get camera happy with booze

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Posted by Amanda, herself on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 01:15:00 PST

Do me, babay

The time was 6 oclock on the Swatch watch No time to chill, got a date, cant be late Hey, the girl is gonna do me Move to the Jacuzzi, ooh, that booty Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, oh, no ...
Posted by Amanda, herself on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 04:12:00 PST

back to that dreaded hospital

I have all my paper work ready to bring to Children's Hospital for my interview tomorrow to start volunteering with the kids. I'm so scared. I'm scared of the bad memories that I'm gonna have to face ...
Posted by Amanda, herself on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 01:50:00 PST

My uncle is so much better than yours

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Posted by Amanda, herself on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 02:43:00 PST

Mardi Gras 2006

So, I finally decided to go to the parades for Mardi Gras Day.  I met up with Michelle, after miles of walking from where I parked on Jena and Willow (which is a block off of Claiborn close to my...
Posted by Amanda, herself on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 05:14:00 PST

lame survey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Amanda (derrr)Birthday:march 2ndBirthplace:New OrleansCurrent Location:Metairie (err, mexico)Eye Color:blueHair Color:brunette naturally, but it's currently pin...
Posted by Amanda, herself on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 03:24:00 PST

lost & found

Whooooo, found the Homie Clause Picture again! Yay for being shithoused!Junior prom......I still can't remember why I had 2 dates for that one.I was a chunker when I was a wee lasse....
Posted by Amanda, herself on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 09:36:00 PST

DnB Liberation Front Tour (peektars)

[me and king][me and king...again][me and alex][DnB Massive][sneaky pete and some random attention whore][NOLA graffitti outside]...
Posted by Amanda, herself on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 03:27:00 PST