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I wasn't like other kids growing up, I was more interested in like what bark on a tree was made of. I am a large supporter of late nights involving the cocktail soundtrack, beer bongs, beer pong, pong and karaoke. I have spent the majority of my post graduate years scouting highschool parking lots for hot chicks but I have sleezed my way through UCSD where I studied film and theatre in hopes to work minimally and party exessively until I'm sixty eight when I will finally settle down and start rocking polyester real tough. I live in San Diego which kicks ass but I grew up in the sweetest fucking place ever, Seattle and am often criticized by lame ass fairweather fans for my blind love for Seattle sports teams (Go Storm!). Regardless, I will still rock a hula skirt and a bare painted chest to any Mariners/Seahawks/Sonics/T-Birds game regardless of technicalities such as "winning percentage" or "being too intoxicated to enter the stadium." I enjoy challenging ninjas to dance offs and pop and lockin' whenever unexpected. My brother is also a hero of mine. The things he does, I don't really pay attention to them, but the fact that he's doing them...I respect that. Plus he gave birth to a baby girl, which I am extremely excited for because I thought he was gay for a really long time. My most interesting characteristic is that if you feed me Cuervo, I will actually grow a mustache and punch you in the face. Go Hawks!