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hey bird women are not made to be punching bags !!

my name's joey knoxville ..... welcome to jackass

About Me

lets see .... i'm very educated and extremely smart almost near genius level ,ruggedly handsome , in peak physical condition and a superb athlete ,i am suave and sophisticated and i have an undeniable charm and charisma and a way with the ladies , i have no known flaws except that i've been known to drink excessively from time to time and get a little creepy but hey i don't see anything wrong with it .......

My Interests

sports - yankees & jets , rock music , drinking til i pass out , watching paint dry , staring into space ,

I'd like to meet:

jessica alba , eva longoria , catherine zeta jones , meadow , and various other hot women who wouldn't even spit on me if my hair was on fire ,

Music:

the alternative and grunge bands from the '90's - nirvana , pearl jam , alice in chains , soundgarden , stone temple pilots..... also tool , rage against the machine , incubus , staind , linkin park , audioslave to name a few ...... octane and alt nation channels on sirius ,

Movies:

pulp fiction , clerks , goodfellas , bronx tale , godfather 1 & 2 , wedding singer..... all the great 80's movies that i loved growing up

Television:

seinfeld , taxi , cheers , two and a half men , sopranos , 24 , jackass , howard on demand ,

Books:

books you mean to read ! ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ..... no but seriously i'm actually gonna pick up "i hope they serve beer in hell " on john's recommendation

Heroes:

howard stern , hugh hefner , michael "kramer" richards ,the great man who invented beer , and of course the all time yankee great wayne tolleson

My Blog

whole lotta nonsense goin' on on this page........

......... hey  guys  thanks for all the kind words and wonderful stories on my page ...... i think i  might add john and aj to my heroes list .......   ok thanks  a ...
Posted by hey bird women are not made to be punching bags !! on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 11:11:00 PST

how would you kill kenny........

........ or how do you think he will expire ?        me and tommy would like to know  ...
Posted by hey bird women are not made to be punching bags !! on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 05:21:00 PST

hey bruno remember the time when john shot his man mayo all over your chest a few years ago....

......  yea   that  was  funny  ! !       &nbs p;    cheers  fucko !...
Posted by hey bird women are not made to be punching bags !! on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 04:29:00 PST