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JP

Its just me now!!!!lets have some fun!!!

About Me

My name is JP I was born in Belfast, N Ireland - Celtic Football Club till I die! Lived in southampton since I was two or three not sure!love my family they are biggest bunch of weirdos going. I have my real mum and step dad who I live with in southampton and my real dad and step mum who live in Perth, Oz. My older brother Kevin is a casino manager and is getting married next year-I have to be the best man! My other brother Jim works in London and I don't actually know what he does. My sis Jean lives in whitely and I don't know what she does either! My other crazy sis becky goes to uni in Cardiff and is drinkin it dry, and my lil sis goes to uni in southampton and is a lil nutter!!!! Im going to australia for a year wooo!!!!

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My Interests

sports mainly football my teams are celtic.. southampton, inter milan, a bit into basketball seeing my mates and drinking, like watchin films quite a bit, Australia, i love hangin out wiv my mates me james and simon are the amigos wiv neil as the 4th amigo

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Music:

everything! THIS IS FOR MY AMIGOS SOME INTERESTING FACTS The contents of a human brain would just fit onto a 120 Gigabyte hard disk!The world's longest road is the Pan American Highway - 48,000Km!2.7 people are born every second!One fifth of the space in European and North American cities is taken up by cars!The Rolling Stones are the richest band in the world!The longest earthworm measured was 6.7m (22ft) long!The scarlet bodied wasp moth can make love for 9 hours at a time!The Arctic Tern flies more than 26,000 miles per year migrating from the Arctic to Antartica!Sloths move so little that they actually get mould growing on them!Penguins have been known to have gay sex!The average man gets 11 erections per day!Butterflies taste with their feet.A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.On average people fear spiders more than they do death.Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.It's possible to lead a cow upstairs, but not downstairs.Women blink nearly twice as much as men.It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.A snail can sleep for three years.No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH" or "PURPLE".Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.The electric chair was invented by a dentist.All polar bears are left-handed.In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard."Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.150 People are killed every year by coconuts falling on them!The horn of a rhino is made entirely of hair!The average size of a raindrop is 2mm!Every animal has approximately the same number of heartbeats in it´s natural life. The smaller the animal, the faster it beats and the shorter it´s life!The Frigatebird, a fish eating seabird cannot fish. Instead it attacks other birds until they regurgitate the food and then swoops downs & grabs it in mid air!Porcupines masturbate!If the sun was the size of a large orange, in comparison the earth would be the size of a grain of sand!Ostriches have eyes bigger than their brain!Lobsters can regenerate lost claws!The trails made by the Incas in the Andes, if put end to end would stretch from London to Los Angeles!A species of Parrotfish blows a mucus membrane around itself whilst it sleeps!The words qwerty, qat, ch, st, aa, and euoi are real words and admissible in Scrabble!A bullet will only travel a few meters underwater before it becomes harmless!Bears really do shit in the woods!In Tasmania it is still illegal to be gay!A type of lizard, if captured can release it´s tail which then writhes and squeaks to distract it´s predator!There are male and female banana plants!The male seahorse become pregnant and gives birth to live young!The bra was invented by Mr Titslinger!The toilet was invented by Mr Crapper!There is an island the size of Wales or Holland in the mouth of the amazon river!Tea has more caffeine than coffee!You weigh less at the north pole than at the equator!It takes more energy to eat celery than it gives you back!A hummingbirds heart accounts for 20% of its bodyweight!Kangeroos can determine the sex of their young!Some fish can change sex!It takes more energy to watch paint dry than to watch TV!It takes 8 minutes for sunlight to reach the earth!There are only 12 letters in the Hawaaian alphabet!The universe is more than 15 billion years old!Elephants die naturally of starvation after they lose their third set of teeth!In Spanish the word for handcuffs is the same as that for wife "esposas". Ummm!The least corrupt country in the world is Denmark!The fastest bird in the world is the Eider Duck, possibly also the warmest!If all the molecular space was taken out of a camel it would fit through the eye of a needle!Camels can drink 27 gallons of water in 10 minutes – An average of a pint every 15 seconds!When a man ejaculates a chemical is released into his body that makes him want to sleep!A dog’s sense of smell is 200 times that of man (and they still sniff peoples feet)!.. width="425" height="350" ..THIS IS FOR MY LOVE!!! .. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

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Get a scroller sign at http://www.myspacesupport.com.com! , all the batman films, walking tall, goonies I edited this profile with Coshed.com -- Myspace Resources , hulk,gladiator, forrest gump,man on fire, Sin city I edited this profile with Coshed.com -- Myspace Resources most films
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Television:

simpsons all the way, x-men, the a-team,.. width="425" height="350" .. match of the day greatest tv prog ever, phonex nights, er

Books:

screw it this can go here
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?

Passion


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Eyes full of Pain


67%

Mysterious


25%

Diamond Eyes


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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: jp
Birthday: 2/9/1986
Birthplace: belfast
Current Location: southampton
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: shaved
Height:
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: k swiss
Your Weakness: bad knee
Your Fears: snakes
Your Perfect Pizza: loads of cheese and bbq chick
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: gettin around oz safe
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: girls
Your Best Physical Feature:
Your Bedtime:
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: macdonalds
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Do you Smoke: no freakin way
Do you Swear: maybe
Do you Sing: badly
Do you Shower Daily: yeh
Have you Been in Love: yeh
Do you want to go to College: been crap
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: na balls to it
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: na should be
Do you get along with your Parents: yeh
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeh
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeh
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeh
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yeh
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yeh a few
Ever been called a Tease: yeh
Ever been Beaten up: not yet
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: dnt wana die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: me
What country would you most like to Visit: australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: short
Weight: just right
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: a few not many
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many
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My Blog

Surfers paradise

hey all sorry bout the long wait for an update ok so far ive been to brisbane that was ok!!!!!i stayed there for a week not much to do there but still cool.ive been to australia zoo that  was&nbs...
Posted by JP on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 07:17:00 PST

this painter is off to brisbane!!!!

ive finish my first week as a painter wooo!!!!we painted a new house it looks good i think!!!me and olly have booked our tickets and we are off to brisbane on tues night, we get there on wed morning g...
Posted by JP on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 02:49:00 PST

paint and decorator me na still its a job

only started my first job as a painter today i work for stroke of genius my old mans company paint everywhere on me but at last i have a job woo been livin in a hostel weather still crap tho...
Posted by JP on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 04:52:00 PST

callin the crew and all dancers!!oz needs u!!

i was out last night in perth and my god they are missin something they need dancers.big bear and lyns would die if they had been out here. there is a massive lack of drunkness and stupid dancin.it ma...
Posted by JP on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 09:44:00 PST

update in oz wooo

woooo im in oz perth can u believe it the weather is crap!i don't care thou im in oz livin the dream. im stayin at my old mans he is tryin to sell oz to olly. my old man already knows how much i ...
Posted by JP on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 07:22:00 PST

singapore wooo wooo

im in singapore woo olly is here happy and smilin its hot aswell
Posted by JP on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 03:58:00 PST

miss u amigos

i leave today i will miss my mates so much i know its just a year so don't forgt me i won't forget the crew
Posted by JP on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 04:37:00 PST